BlaineG wrote:3leggedturtle wrote:Blaine, was he really dumb or just smarter then most?
Nope.... Frank Carroll.....your basic box of rocks..... Now that I think of it, that was the morning of the IG Inspection. Orderly Room was perfect, and immaculate. Frank used the fire extinguisher in a very haphazard manner...... Copious amounts of pelosi rolled downhill that morning.......
Well... (war story... ignore as you will)
When I was a Yoot, I was poor enough to "volunteer" to work in the school cafeteria in order to get "free" lunch.
I learned a lot about washing trays and flatware.
When I went to Basic as a NG grunt between my Junior and Senior year at HS, I was put on the KP roster ONCE.
That ONE time I was in the mess hall, I essentially took over the tray line and made it work efficiently (hell, I'd been doing it for 3 years...).
Cookie and the DIs were so PO'd at me for making the tray line short and efficient (they couldn't scream and the poor **** standing at attention while holding a dirty tray and Cookie couldn't yell at the KPs for being slow, useless @^*^$&^@$!!!!s) that I was BANNED from the mess hall unless I was eating... which, for my insane metabolism at the time meant having the Mess DI scream at me while I shoveled 3,000cal+ every meal. (This skinny kid gained 60lb of Army Muscle during basic. 120 to 180 in 10 weeks...)
But I never had to do KP again in 4 years Service.