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Pete44ru
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by Pete44ru Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:46 pm
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(Not to be confused with 'The Letter" by Joe Cocker
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An elderly couple recently learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type; the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic message, so she wrote:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
The husband then texted her back:
"I'm on the toilet - Please advise."
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Griff
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by Griff Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:13 pm
Griff,There is a fine line between hobby & obsession! AND... I'm over it!!
Paladin
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by Paladin Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:41 pm
That was good.
It is not the critic who counts
gamekeeper
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by gamekeeper Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:50 pm
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
fordwannabe
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by fordwannabe Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:20 pm
MRS Fordwannabe is laughing heartily at that one.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
FWiedner
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by FWiedner Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:51 pm
He can send her a portion of his 'inner-being'...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
Sixgun
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by Sixgun Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:44 pm
Well, in that case he can send her an Eric Holder, or maybe if he ate enough cabbage, an Obama.-----6
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BrianSH
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by BrianSH Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:41 pm
What a load of Pelosi - this thread reeks.
- Brian
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by Ysabel Kid Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:43 pm
BrianSH wrote: What a load of Pelosi - this thread reeks.
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Brian is channeling his inner Blaine!
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