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(Not to be confused with 'The Letter" by Joe Cocker )
An elderly couple recently learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type; the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic message, so she wrote:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband then texted her back:
"I'm on the toilet - Please advise."
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.... The Text........
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- Griff
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Griff,
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
- gamekeeper
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
- fordwannabe
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MRS Fordwannabe is laughing heartily at that one.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
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He can send her a portion of his 'inner-being'...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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Well, in that case he can send her an Eric Holder, or maybe if he ate enough cabbage, an Obama.-----6
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What a load of Pelosi - this thread reeks. - Brian
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Brian is channeling his inner Blaine!BrianSH wrote:What a load of Pelosi - this thread reeks. - Brian