Blaine...no pun in ten did

[alnitak]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent..

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,
but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied,"I know, I amputated your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two men sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,
the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in
Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds: "They're twins! If you've seen Juan,
you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also
ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a
super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail.
The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns
to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh. No pun in ten did.

[TedH]

[Pete44ru]

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WOW ! That's over the top ! ROTFLMAO ! ! .

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[gamekeeper]

Good ones.....

[GonnePhishin]

Yup.

[Les Staley]

Just read these to my wife and put her in a good mood....she's now making me huckleberry pancakes. Thanks!

[3leggedturtle]

I had Tom Jones album had Ebb Tide and Puppet man on it. Can't re,mber the album's title tho.

A guy put 2, 6 foot CB antanneas on his Dodge van back in the 70's, he was driving under an overpass and one the antannae's hit the concrete and broke off flying thru the air. It skewered a pedestrian walking by, so he called an ambulance to get him to the ER, the Doc took one look at him and said " that is the worst case of van-arial disease I have ever seen


edited: I just got play on words in your Topic's title

edite #2: Know why the lady fish didn't spawn with the man fish? Because she already had a Haddock

[Blaine]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[JerryB]

GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS

[Griff]

But one in 21 did.

[Gobblerforge]

Get a rope.

[Ysabel Kid]