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My fault, prolly. I blame in on my new diet. The Kibble Diet....I was putting dog food in my pocket and nibbling on it instead of food. Almost 100% protein, and not bad at all. Anyway, back to my problem: I was in the crosswalk, and stopped to lick my butt, and got hit....
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Better to get hit than to be collared by the County Animal Control agents. You could be sitting in a cage next to a bunch of flea bitten strays waiting your fate, instead of being cared for in the hospital.
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Don't bark at the VA nurses... they'll put a collar & RFID chip in you before taking away your NICS privileges...
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Old Ironsights wrote:Don't bark at the VA nurses... they'll put a collar & RFID chip in you before taking away your NICS privileges...
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Grizz wrote:Hmmmmmmmm. That isn't what my dog licks..... weird off brand kibbles?
Two geezers were lounging on the ranch-house porch, watching the day go by, when the old hound-dog lying there with them started to lick himself. Musing about it, one of the guys said, "Man, I wish I could do that..."
The other guy thought a minute, and said "That dog would BITE you if you tried...!"
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You also need to be careful because WHO knows WHAT is in dog food now a days. It wouldn't surprise me if they put downer cows in that have mad cow disease, putrid carcasses, etc. and claim it's 100% protein. YUCH
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It's been my experience stories like this usually have some truth and a little background. So what part is it? Did you really get hit by a car or were you really chewing kibble or were you really lickin your butt? Inquiring minds want to know!!
LK
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L_Kilkenny wrote:It's been my experience stories like this usually have some truth and a little background. So what part is it? Did you really get hit by a car or were you really chewing kibble or were you really lickin your butt? Inquiring minds want to know!!
LK
I've heard that it is typically two out of three. I am pretty sure that he was just kidding about the car...
He beter be careful that he doesn't start sniffing butts. Although, his wife might have go to the store and fetch items now.
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My fault, prolly. I blame in on my new diet. The Kibble Diet....I was putting dog food in my pocket and nibbling on it instead of food. Almost 100% protein, and not bad at all. Anyway, back to my problem: I was in the crosswalk, and stopped to lick my butt, and got hit.... 
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They are pretty good eggs @ American Lake VA Hospital....Seattle is a different story. 
Cat's don't have that problem... next time get cat food.
