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Blaine
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by Blaine Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:51 pm
My fault, prolly. I blame in on my new diet. The Kibble Diet....I was putting dog food in my pocket and nibbling on it instead of food. Almost 100% protein, and not bad at all. Anyway, back to my problem: I was in the crosswalk, and stopped to lick my butt, and got hit....
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by J Miller Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:54 pm
Better to get hit than to be collared by the County Animal Control agents. You could be sitting in a cage next to a bunch of flea bitten strays waiting your fate, instead of being cared for in the hospital.
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by williamranks Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:01 pm
Gotta be careful with that. A lot of dog food contains ground up bone. No problem for the dog but, it'll tear up a person's insides.
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by Old Ironsights Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:03 pm
Don't bark at the VA nurses... they'll put a collar & RFID chip in you before taking away your NICS privileges...
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by Pitchy Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:06 pm
Old Ironsights wrote: Don't bark at the VA nurses... they'll put a collar & RFID chip in you before taking away your NICS privileges...
+1
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by Rusty Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:28 pm
They're right, my wife was a VA nurse when we met.
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by Blaine Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:32 pm
Old Ironsights wrote: Don't bark at the VA nurses... they'll put a collar & RFID chip in you before taking away your NICS privileges...
They are pretty good eggs @ American Lake VA Hospital....Seattle is a different story.
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by Griff Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:38 pm
There's a lesson in there Blaine...
Cat's don't have that problem... next time get cat food.
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by pwl44m Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:57 pm
ALLRIGHT !!!,ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT REALLY IN THE HOSPITAL ?
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by damienph Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:04 pm
Perry, I've noticed that Blaine doesn't respond well to yelling. Lately though, a high frequency whistle seems to get his attention.
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by Cliff Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:12 pm
Just be careful in the hospital. Yes they may I.D. Chip you but don't let them neuter you!
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by Mescalero Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:44 pm
Rusty,
Are you allright now?
Blaine
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by Blaine Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:57 pm
pwl44m wrote: ALLRIGHT !!!,ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT REALLY IN THE HOSPITAL ?
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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by Gobblerforge Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:44 pm
Sit..........Stay...............Good Blaine.
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by M. M. Wright Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:21 pm
Just as long as the HD didn't get hurt!
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by awp101 Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:28 pm
And you wonder why we keep you on a short leash...
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Got to have a Jones for this
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by williamranks Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:44 pm
Cliff wrote: Just be careful in the hospital. Yes they may I.D. Chip you but don't let them neuter you!
If someone had neutered me when I was young I'd have a lot more money and a lot more guns.
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by Grizz Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:21 pm
Hmmmmmmmm. That isn't what my dog licks..... weird off brand kibbles?
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by AJMD429 Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:35 pm
Grizz wrote: Hmmmmmmmm. That isn't what my dog licks..... weird off brand kibbles?
Two geezers were lounging on the ranch-house porch, watching the day go by, when the old hound-dog lying there with them started to lick himself. Musing about it, one of the guys said, "Man, I wish I could do that..."
The other guy thought a minute, and said "
That dog would BITE you if you tried ...!"
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by Rusty Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:43 pm
Yep I'm fine. Sat. we'll have been married 33 years.
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by GonnePhishin Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:59 pm
You also need to be careful because WHO knows WHAT is in dog food now a days. It wouldn't surprise me if they put downer cows in that have mad cow disease, putrid carcasses, etc. and claim it's 100% protein. YUCH
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by 1894c Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:32 am
hope you get better...make sure they worm you before they turn you loose... :)
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by Borregos Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:06 am
Dog days of summer, eh?
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by L_Kilkenny Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:12 am
It's been my experience stories like this usually have some truth and a little background. So what part is it? Did you really get hit by a car or were you really chewing kibble or were you really lickin your butt? Inquiring minds want to know!!
LK
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by damienph Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:22 am
L_Kilkenny wrote: It's been my experience stories like this usually have some truth and a little background. So what part is it? Did you really get hit by a car or were you really chewing kibble or were you really lickin your butt? Inquiring minds want to know!!
LK
I've heard that it is typically two out of three. I am pretty sure that he was just kidding about the car...
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by piller Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:01 am
He beter be careful that he doesn't start sniffing butts. Although, his wife might have go to the store and fetch items now.
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Blaine
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by Blaine Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:05 am
Woof....Growl....Arf
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by pokey Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:44 pm
scared me when i read the title,
thouhgt that pot pie did you in.
careful what you wish for, you might just get it. "BECAUSE I CAN"
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by geobru Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:19 pm
Blaine,
A word of warning: Don't try to drive your pickup with your head out the window, and don't try to drive your rig from the bed!
Hope you get to feeling better soon. When your appetite comes back, get yourself some good growlies to get you back on your paws er feet.
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by awp101 Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:48 pm
I see he hasn't posted today. Here Blaine! Here boy!
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Got to have a Jones for this
Blaine
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by Blaine Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:41 pm
I had a hot date with Lassie. Had to break up, tho....she's trying to collar me.
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awp101
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by awp101 Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:48 pm
You old hound dog!
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Got to have a Jones for this
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by CalvinMD Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:55 pm
Hang in there Blaine...may I recommend MilkBones with chlorophyll for fresh breath...always critical after giving your butt a tongue bath
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by C. Cash Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:28 pm
A Great Blaine? What were the Lab results? How did the Doc Saund when he told you?
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by COSteve Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:58 am
Blaine, do they make flea collars your size?
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by Blaine Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:24 am
C. Cash wrote: A Great Blaine? What were the Lab results? How did the Doc Saund when he told you?
The Vet is dogging me to have a Cat Scan. He sez I mutt have it.
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by kimwcook Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:13 am
Leave it to a guy that played the tuba... Blaine, you're too funny.
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by C. Cash Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:44 am
BlaineG wrote: C. Cash wrote: A Great Blaine? What were the Lab results? How did the Doc Saund when he told you?
The Vet is dogging me to have a Cat Scan. He sez I mutt have it.
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8
My fault, prolly. I blame in on my new diet. The Kibble Diet....I was putting dog food in my pocket and nibbling on it instead of food. Almost 100% protein, and not bad at all. Anyway, back to my problem: I was in the crosswalk, and stopped to lick my butt, and got hit.... 
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They are pretty good eggs @ American Lake VA Hospital....Seattle is a different story. 
Cat's don't have that problem... next time get cat food.
