HUMOR - WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

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HUMOR - WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a 2 new 22s.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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And guns are easier to customize!
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Post by 1886 »

I prefer both. A man can be measured by his appetites. I do not remember where I heard this statement but I do remember it. Here is to a healthy appetite. 1886.
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Post by Ram Hammer »

OUCH :wink:

I just read this to my wife and she didn't think it was as funny as I thought is was.

I'll see you later. I have to go in the attic and get down the boxes to pack up Christmas stuff now :?:
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Post by cutter »

My bride said it was funny, but it can go both ways. :?
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1886 wrote:I prefer both. A man can be measured by his appetites. I do not remember where I heard this statement but I do remember it. Here is to a healthy appetite. 1886.
One of my old girlfriends was found of saying that she didn't care where I got my appetite, as long as I came home to eat! She was some girl!!! :D
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