The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a 2 new 22s.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
HUMOR - WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
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One of my old girlfriends was found of saying that she didn't care where I got my appetite, as long as I came home to eat! She was some girl!!!1886 wrote:I prefer both. A man can be measured by his appetites. I do not remember where I heard this statement but I do remember it. Here is to a healthy appetite. 1886.