What are you packing for the National Zombie Attack Alert tomorrow?

[JimT]

I have one friend who has a baseball bat in his truck, wrapped with barbed wire.

For me, I am keeping the Model 25 Daisy BB gun close to hand. I want to discourage, not injure.

[gamekeeper]

I take the threat of a Zombie attack seriously and have a good old fashioned British policeman's truncheon....

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[Bill in Oregon]

Squirt gun. The one I was born with if it is working properly. They hate it when you pee on their shoes.

[2ndovc]

Certified .40 cal Zombie kit. Can't wait to try it out.



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[COSteve]

Getting a new Reflex Rifle Scope for my son's 40 cal carbine delivered this afternoon as his current TruGlo 2x reflex Scope I got in 2004 is tired and it sometimes turns off when the carbine fires.

[jeepnik]

Zombies don’t take much. But accuracy is important.

Now if someone would invent a snail drum.

[rock-steady]

Schbolo....

[Scott Tschirhart]

Depends on which movie the zombies are from.

Good old fashioned Dawn of the Dead zombies are probably handled pretty well with a 10-22.

But those Brad Pitt movie zombies are something else again!

[Ysabel Kid]

But those Brad Pitt movie zombies are something else again!

Those suckers were fast!

Nuke 'em from orbit. Only way to be sure!

[GunnyMack]

Nail guns will be on the job so that would be fastest to get.
Besides if ya nail them to the wall ya can keep working through the day!

[samsi]

I'm thinking entrenching tool, aka old-school melee weapon. Oddly enough, I thought of that Brad Pitt zombie movie just this morning.

[Scott Tschirhart]

In a way, “Game of Thrones” was as much a zombie movie as it was a dragon movie.

[TraderVic]

Thinking in a big way, put the corn head on the combine.......big harvest !

[Grizz]

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[JimT]

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I don't know what it is but I like it!

[Grizz]

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I don't know what it is but I like it!

My Staff... leaning on the back door of the Alaska fish camp. a prototype, cumbersome but it combines two necessities for woods walking in the bear's lair

[JimT]

Ah ... a pump shillelagh!

[COSteve]

BTW, I've got some boxes of Hornday Zombi Max ammo I collected over the years. I've got my Ruger PC4 Carbine 40, Springfield R.O. 45, Ruger Mini M14 5.56, Mossberg 30-30, Springfield M1A .308 and Remington 870 12 GA all loaded with Zombi Max and ready to go.

[Walt]

close quarters defense

[COSteve]

Just got a text that the test will be at 12:20 MDT for us in the Denver area today.

[GunnyMack]

It's been a half hour since the alert, not seen a zombie yet...

[Griff]

I just got a text about the alert... All's well, it was just a test... as I sat here with my cap n ball revolvers... (8 in total), 2,000 balls, 2,000 caps, a definite lack of wads, (thanks for reminder to order more)! Worst thing ever... I have a full GI can of 308 ball, but don't own a rifle in that cartridge... need to trade it out for some .30-06 for the Garand or 1903-A3! For long distance zombies, either of those or my .223 Varmit getter:

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[GunnyMack]

Now Griff IF you have a GI can full of 308 then you MUST get yourself a rifle in that flavor!

[COSteve]

All's well here.

[Griff]

Now Griff IF you have a GI can full of 308 then you MUST get yourself a rifle in that flavor!

Since I've 2 rifles in .30-06, this should make for good trading opportunities!

[Scott Tschirhart]

I think I lived through it without sustaining any damage.

[JimT]

Things were quiet here until about 4PM when all of a sudden .. with loud horrible screaming .. the door burst open and these 2 figures about 4 feet tall came screaming in waving swords and moving very quickly around the room. I was sorta paralyzed and was thinking of reaching for my Norse battle axe when I realized it was my grandson's home from a day at School ... waving their light sabers and attacking each other, the dogs and anyone who was in their path.

[Ray]

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[JimT]

It's OK Ray. It seems that across the spectrum, men tend to not know birthdays, anniversaries etc.

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[Bill in Oregon]

Apparently very jealous of their shoes, the zoms carefully avoided my home ...

[Grizz]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

[JimT]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

True. I walked in the door the other day and was shot repeatedly with a pump action nerf gun!

[Bill in Oregon]

Jim, that beats having an eye poked out by a fusillade of Mattel Shoot'n'shell bullets fired by obnoxious little brothers.

[Grizz]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

True. I walked in the door the other day and was shot repeatedly with a pump action nerf gun!

it is a sign of the times. in my day it was squirt guns. last one out of ammo survived to squirt another day!

[piller]

I was at work. No zombies other than the ones there for their monthly hydrocodone prescriptions.