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Why is it a lady will give you a talking to if the seat is left up and they will reason with you why they shouldn't have to check if its down . Yet if both lid and seat are down, a word is never said about having to raise the LID !
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You should see a black light video of a toilet being flushed.....it sprays little Pelosi Vapors all over everything......Go ahead and leave it up if you want Pelosi all over your toothbrush
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3leggedturtle wrote:Why is it a lady will give you a talking to if the seat is left up and they will reason with you why they shouldn't have to check if its down . Yet if both lid and seat are down, a word is never said about having to raise the LID !
Well........................ One night, if you didn't bother to raise the lid, she might see your point. . .
BlaineG wrote:
You should see a black light video of a toilet being flushed.....it sprays little Pelosi Vapors all over everything......Go ahead and leave it up if you want Pelosi all over your toothbrush.
? ? ? My cat's been OK, after I bathe it in there - but maybe it's because I flush 3x after closing the lid over the cat.
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I've never understood why women put such a premium on putting the seat down. Believe me--if I stood a chance of sitting down on a john with the seat up I'd always check it myself! No way I'd leave that up to somebody else!
I'm convinced that's one reason Ladies are cranky....they are jealous they can't just pee anyplace they want to.....(Side Note: In Washington, it's ok to pee outside your rig by the side of the road as long as you are "careful" and not showing anybody yer stuff.....
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Aint that the truth. No one around for miles and as soon as you stop to check tires; 20 cars are coming from both directions.
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
Apparently it is still the law here that you can urinate on the back left wheel of your wagon so approaching wagons can't see you. Anyway I would not pee in the middle of town!
How to solve this problem! Buy her a "shewee" for her wedding anniversary gift. "Now we are the same" Then chastise her for spilling on the floor!
AJMD429 wrote:We need to start complaining about how they always leave the seat DOWN...
A week or so ago, I was out in a natural gas field. In one of the units (they have unisex restrooms) above the toilet was a sign that said "Raise seat when done". The males outnumber the females by quite a few, and I guess someone was tired of having to raise the seat. I wonder if it will still be there next Tuesday, or if management has threatened to fire all the male employees for being "insensitive".
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bulldog1935 wrote:just don't go into a dark bathroom and sit down
Why not?
In the days of One Hole'rs if you didn't take a lantern and look under the Lid you might just get a Bite in an inappropriate place.
That the wimmins of today are so pathetic that they can't look before they sit is just a testament to why this country is going straight down the crapper and needs a Re-Boot...
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Round here the guys outnumber the girls two to one so we have re-educated my missus by sheer weight of numbers.
I've heard that in London a pregnant woman can demand the use of a coppers helmet if she needs to pee.
Don't know if it's urban myth or not, but it explains why bobbys always look so sour
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Let her have the toilet to herself and just keep a brown paper bag in your pocket. When your done, just take a drive and wing it on the neighbors lawn.
I once knew a trucker who swore to me that's what he did when he was in a hurry to make a delivery. He told me he would #2 in a bag, while driving and shifting 16 gears, then just open the window and let her go, often saving the bag for future use. (I just know someone is laughing out there and showing these words to someone in the household, but its true, as he told me)
While camping, we always keep a Gatorade bottle in the sleeping bag, but only for #1's.
Hey! What do you think the Indians did in their Teepees if it was 10 below zero outside
Sixgun wrote:Hey! What do you think the Indians did in their Teepees if it was 10 below zero outside
Neighbor guy was a true 'hillbilly' when I was a kid, and burnt #2 in his wood-stove. He lived in a 16 foot aluminum pull-behind trailer, with an electric freezer outside under a tarp, and one light bulb and a 6" B&W television inside. Cooked on a coal-stove he installed in the tiny living-room, and burned wood (& #2) in it for heat as well. Used a propane camp-stove or outside fire in the summer.
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So, because she apparently refuses to accept the personal responsibility of investigating the condition of the landing pad where she wants to put her big 'fundament' before she cuts off the hover engine, she blames you if there's a water landing instead verus a stable docking platform.
There's hell to pay because you didn't leave it ready for her next landing after your last use of the facility. However, her failure to prep for your next visit isn't even an alternate issue on this year's agenda.
Working theory: It ain't about the lid. It's about the control.
It's a part of the age-old struggle for dominance.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
UncleBuck wrote:Answer is simple: Just pee in the toilet with the seat down and don't worry about it
That reminded me of a story back in the mid-seventies and by Lordy, its the truth. It was deer season and a mess of us were camping/hunting upstate and we had this toilet seat that we positioned over a hole and some old blocks holding it up.
Anyway, being young and all, we were never without a beer and usually about 6-10 of those beers were already in us.
Come around 11 at night, one of the guys decides he needs to take a #2 with the temperature about 20 degrees outside. So, this guy runs out, drops his pants and goes real fast, don't think he used toilet paper, and comes flying back in the tent.
The next morning, another guy goes out to use our toilet and there's this big humongus turd right on the back of the seat...................nasty..nasty......nasty..............From there on, to about the year 2,000 (never saw him after that--he was a decorated and majorly wounded VN vet and prone to drug/alcohol issues) his nickname was sh***y-az*.
FWiedner wrote:So, because she apparently refuses to accept the personal responsibility of investigating the condition of the landing pad where she wants to put her big 'fundament' before she cuts off the hover engine, she blames you if there's a water landing instead verus a stable docking platform.
Great description...!
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now this thread is both interesting and disturbing at the same time...women, toilet seats, and peeing outside behind a truck tire...somewhere there's a federal grant to help fund the discovery of these deep truths... :)
So, because she apparently refuses to accept the personal responsibility of investigating the condition of the landing pad where she wants to put her big 'fundament' before she cuts off the hover engine, she blames you if there's a water landing instead verus a stable docking platform.
that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...made my day... :)
complaining to women is always a mistake. Whatever it was, you will forget it by tonight. The complaint, however, along with every other, will haunt you every time she thinks she has a complaint.
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30wcf wrote:now this thread is both interesting and disturbing at the same time...women, toilet seats, and peeing outside behind a truck tire...somewhere there's a federal grant to help fund the discovery of these deep truths...
You have no idea just how close to the truth you are.
On a nearby island a bird specialist noticed some female gulls hanging with other female gulls during mating season. Now lesbian gulls must be investigated, so they applied for and got a grant. A few years later they reached a startling discovery. The females weren't lesbians. There simply weren't enough males to go around, and gulls being social critters, the extra females just hung out together. Your tax dollars at work.
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Just tell the significant other that you will just leave the seat down all the time. And, that if you have to #1, then you will just use the bathroom sink!!!
Told the wife that one time in jest, she did NOT find any humor in that!!!!! Was kind of "frosty" in the house that evening
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BlaineG wrote:
Side Note: In Washington, it's ok to pee outside your rig by the side of the road as long as you are "careful" and not showing anybody yer stuff.....
I was doing just that (several years ago) in my state, when a State Trooper pulled up. .
He gave me a ticket for indecent exposure, that cost me $100 ! ($10/inch . )
I'm convinced that's one reason Ladies are cranky....they are jealous they can't just pee anyplace they want to.....(Side Note: In Washington, it's ok to pee outside your rig by the side of the road as long as you are "careful" and not showing anybody yer stuff.....
Women could pee anyplace they want, if they didn't dress like men.