Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it COULD BE DONE!
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GunnyMack
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gamekeeper
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I don't see any flattened Possums over here so it took me a while... 
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.45colt
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Re: Joke of the day!
We have about one possum per mile here on the road Gamekeeper.....They keep the local Vultures well fed. . .
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Possums and Armadillos ....
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Skunks out number possums, coons and yotes here.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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rock-steady
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A few years back, there was some talk about changing the Ole Miss Rebel mascot.
I called into a local AM talk show and suggested that they change the mascot to a Possum. Radio host asked why Possum?
I said, "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road."
I called into a local AM talk show and suggested that they change the mascot to a Possum. Radio host asked why Possum?
I said, "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road."
"People who need long explanations at moments when everything depends on instinct have always irritated me." ~ Guy Sajer
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Scott Tschirhart
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This is the better joke!rock-steady wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2024 1:40 pm A few years back, there was some talk about changing the Ole Miss Rebel mascot.
I called into a local AM talk show and suggested that they change the mascot to a Possum. Radio host asked why Possum?
I said, "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road."
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Scott Tschirhart
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