The Threat of AI Addressed . . .

COSteve · Post by **COSteve** » Wed May 10, 2023 10:19 am

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an effort to establish government oversight of the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President Biden has appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as "A.I. Czar." The President expressed hope that Harris's track record of slowing the spread of intelligence will be of use.

"She's been fighting against the threat of intelligence her whole life." Biden said in brief remarks when the announcement was made.

"When it comes to creating an environment where intelligence is restricted and unable to advance too far, Vice President Harris is more qualified for the job than anyone else."

"Fears among the general public and leaders of the tech industry alike regarding the increasing growth and prevalence of artificial intelligence have led to calls for more oversight, which Vice President Harris was more than willing to provide - as soon as she was informed what "oversight" means."

"It is my distinct honor to provide real leadership over the growth of artificial intelligence. Intelligence that is artificial is real, and intelligence that is real may, in reality, be artificial. It is within that reality that artificiality can become real." Harris said in something that seemed like a statement.

Sources within the White House indicated Biden was supremely confident that Harris's leadership in the area of intelligence would be just as successful as her tenure as Border Czar.

At publishing time, Vice President Harris was reportedly already assembling a special task force to deal with the potential threat of intelligence, asking New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to serve as her advisor.

Old No7 · Post by **Old No7** » Wed May 10, 2023 12:30 pm

COSteve wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:19 am Intelligence that is artificial is real, and intelligence that is real may, in reality, be artificial. It is within that reality that artificiality can become real."
Harris said in something that seemed like a statement.

I'd say that comment on AI is lacking any "I" at all -- but loaded with a whole lot of "WTF" ? ! ? !

Old No7

1894cfan · Post by **1894cfan** » Wed May 10, 2023 1:06 pm

She IS a threat to intelligence! The only area that she could be a czar of is hookers!

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Wed May 10, 2023 1:43 pm

So... she'll be trying to ban Lady Clairol "Blonde"...

Walt · Post by **Walt** » Wed May 10, 2023 6:30 pm

That cackle is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. Good story, Steve!

samsi · Post by **samsi** » Wed May 10, 2023 10:52 pm

Funny stuff - that's gotta be from the Babylon Bee. The statement attributed to her, while ridiculous, is far more coherent than the actual things that come out of her mouth!

COSteve · Post by **COSteve** » Thu May 11, 2023 10:10 am

samsi wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:52 pm Funny stuff - that's gotta be from the Babylon Bee. The statement attributed to her, while ridiculous, is far more coherent than the actual things that come out of her mouth!

And what is sad is she's not the only one who makes no sense when speaking but then again, she's not the one who's going to be turning 80 either.

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Thu May 11, 2023 1:34 pm

Oh that kind of AI, I thought you were threatened by Ackley Improved cartridges!

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Thu May 11, 2023 9:19 pm

samsi wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:52 pm Funny stuff - that's gotta be from the Babylon Bee. The statement attributed to her, while ridiculous, is far more coherent than the actual things that come out of her mouth!

You WIN the prize...

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-taps- ... telligence

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