MAN SCRIPTS - How to Never Get In Trouble With Her Again

[AJMD429]

https://youtu.be/GD8TKkwd6AE

So sad-but-true.....

[Sixgun]

If a man speaks in the forest and no one hears him, is he wrong?

[Walker]

wonder if there's something for her siblings who never grew up need bailed out again script...

[piller]

He is one of the funniest and most sensible people on the planet.

[gamekeeper]

If you can't remember the scripts a " YES DEAR " may sometimes help...

[marlinman93]

Too complicated to remember. After over 40 years I have my go to lines.

You're right.
You're beautiful.
I'm so stupid.
Sorry, please forgive me.

These will work in most situations; but occasionally just silence is the best response.

[Blaine]

They are usually mad because they want a new iron, or sweeper. Don't be cheap.

[.45colt]

YOU NEVER DO NOTHING AROUND HERE !!! the Wife said... Once several years ago My Wife went to work at her part time job one day.... I ate breakfast, drank my coffee , vacuumed the whole house, got the carpet cleaner out and cleaned the living room carpet. turned on the fans. did two loads of towel's, washed the 13 windows in the house inside and out.... then I cut and trimmed the grass. when She got home around 3:30pm I was out in the Man room drinking BEER ....................She got out of the car with fire in Her Eyes and muttered it must be nice to have a flippin day off of work...................

[FWiedner]

.

There are two things I say to my wife:

"What?"

"Oh, OK."