A Different "Blonde" Joke

[Pete44ru]

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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luigi was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, where he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman to his side.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, retired to his bedroom where Luigi loved her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish ?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Luigi embraced her again, and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were loud screams of passion.

The sex finally ended and - so, again, Luigi smiles and asks, "You finish ?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly whispers in his ear, "No."

Stunned, but darned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Luigi reached for the woman yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Luigi too falls onto his back, gasping and panting from the effort.

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish ?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."



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[Blaine]

[Griff]

[octagon]

[AJMD429]

[gamekeeper]

[Sixgun]

Dang! These neat things always happen to other guys.---------6

[M. M. Wright]

6 Story of my life!

Not Louigi's but what you said, always the other guy.

[Sixgun]

I hear ya M.M.! I believe most guys fall into our category.......but I've known some guys who get more azz than a toilet seat. ----6

[plowboy 45]

At's a good un there

[Ysabel Kid]