It's That #/>?@&^!\*$# Cowboy Again !

[Pete44ru]

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Cowboy to Pharmacist: " Gimme 3 packets of prophylactics, please. "

Pharmacist to Cowboy: " Would you like a paper bag with those, sir ? "

Cowboy to Pharmacist: "Nah, she's purty good lookin' "



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[Blaine]

Was that AJ?

[plowboy 45]

[Rusty]

I was there when that happened...

The Pharmacist said that will be $2.49 plus tax.

The cowboy said tax? I thought they stayed on all by themselves.

[Ysabel Kid]

[gamekeeper]

[stubbicatt]

Heh.

[M. M. Wright]

[rodeo kid]

Well, Golly gee, that there sure is cute. God Bless.

[Blaine]

Thread Detour: A condom dispenser blew up and killed a fella the other day. This is true....

[Griff]

[jeepnik]

I was there when that happened...

The Pharmacist said that will be $2.49 plus tax.

The cowboy said tax? I thought they stayed on all by themselves.

I had a comment, but I have rethunk it since this is a forum for all.

[Old Ironsights]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay
bar. But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your wee wee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your wee wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for
the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'"
and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee wee is 'SECRET.'
Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

[Blaine]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay
bar. But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your wee wee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your wee wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for
the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'"
and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee wee is 'SECRET.'
Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

In 5, 4, 3, 2......

[boolitshooter]

That's darn good

[Griff]

OI, that's a good'un!

[Old Ironsights]

I've had several friends over the years who were/are gay. None Flamers, but definitely batted for the other team. I'm not much for ANY bar, but going to a gay bar (go with a gay friend) is quite an eye opening experience.

But if you play it cool and somewhat snarky, like the cowboy did, ("I'm white, can't dance, and I play for the other team." is good for most come-ons) one can learn a lot about gays... some good, some bad, but all useful info nonetheless. I like trying to get them involved with the Pink Pistols...

And if you happen to be "desireable" in appearance (to them) one also finds out what it is like to be a married/"taken" woman in a straight bar and surrounded by drunken louts.