Laugh, then cry

[Bill in Oregon]

Because you know it is true.



Where To Go For Lunch




A foursome of golfers, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the
waitresses were young, good looking, had big chests and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions

to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.



Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters
because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was
good value for the money.



Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant
was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.



Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they
had never been there before.

[Blaine]

At 64, unfortunately, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel rapidly coming, and it ain't the neighbor hunting nightcrawlers..... ...

[Booger Bill]

One good thing about getting old is you keep meeting new friends.

[Chuck 100 yd]

And you can hide your own Easter eggs!

[jnyork]

At 64, unfortunately, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel rapidly coming, and it ain't the neighbor hunting nightcrawlers..... ...

Hell, Blaine, you're just a pup.

[M. M. Wright]

That's funny! And Blaine, Oh to be 64 again.

[hightime]

Thanks for that. I already shared it.
Owen

[mikld]

C'mon Blain. I remember when I was 64 (or was it 1977 when I first ate a rattlesnake during a rain storm in southern Monongahela monster drying in the sun?) just like it was yesterday (or was it Monday?). Sixty four is just the beginning of the "Golden Years"!

[Ysabel Kid]