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"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider that 'cruelty to animals', so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check that when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman...
"The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake?!?!"
Anybody who's ever been to a rodeo can see the flaw in that technology.
No Sheeeeeite... Brake Heck... That is like punching the Nitrous Button...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough. מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976 Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
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