Punography..................

[Pete44ru]

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· I changed my iPod name to Titanic - It's syncing now.

· I tried to catch some fog - I mist.

· When chemists die, they barium.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid - He says he can stop any time.

· How does Moses make his tea ? ........Hebrews it.

· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went - Then it dawned on me.

· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity - I can't put it down.

· I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

· A dyslexic man walked into a bra .

· PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

· Why were the Indians here first ? .........They had reservations.

· Went on a class field trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.

· The Energizer bunny's been arrested and charged with battery.

· I didn't like my beard at first - Then it grew on me.

· Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

· What does a clock do when it's hungry ? ......It goes back four seconds.

· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

· All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen - the police have nothing to go on.

· Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

· Velcro - what a rip off !

· Cartoonist found dead in home......... Details are sketchy.

· Earthquake in Washington, obviously the government's fault.


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[plowboy 45]

[gamekeeper]

Police have arrested the World Champion Tounge Twister, he is expecting a tough sentence.

[piller]

You remind me of a retired cowboy. Deranged.

The power went out at work last week, and we were delighted.

[crs]

Pete,
I love your Pun Posts, BUT could you limit them to 5 puns per post so the pleasure can be spread out and postponed?

[Old Ironsights]

RE: How does Moses make his tea ? ........Hebrews it.

Check out Schmaltz Brewing... http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/home.html

He'brew - The Chosen Beer - is actually quite good, and I'm really looking forward to their new barleywine called "Jewbilation 18"



I love a good, and consistent, schtick...

[piller]

I had a joke about Kimchi, but it was in bad taste.

I bought cheap tires. They were a joke, but not wheel funny.

A good dairy farm can be udderly fantastic.

[Blaine]

A huge shipment of Viagra has been hijacked....The FBI suspect a gang of hardened criminals....

[markinalpine]

"When chemists die, they barium"

The Optician fell in his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself!

Mark

[GonnePhishin]

Oy Ve'

[Old Ironsights]

Vice-versa...

How a poet knows he has a best seller...

[Shasta]

... and then there was the butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in all his orders.


SHASTA

[bdhold]

when the Zen master ordered a hot dog, "make me one with everything."

[piller]

Many years ago, when turboprop planes were common, a flight attendant backed into one. Disast her.