WalMartians......

[Blaine]

I found their primary store.......Gainesville Florida. .....

[wecsoger]

You just never know.

With my company I've been from Manchester to Tacoma, Baltimore to San Jose and Savannah to San Diego.

Every time I go to a local Walmart I feel like I'm just going in to one more section of the Star Wars bar. You may be thinking, 'so far, this one looks almost normal', then you turn the corner and down the aisle is something that makes you want to pour bleach in your eyes.

[Old Ironsights]

Aw... c'mon Blaine,

Put Thor on your shoulder and wear your normal Kit & you would fit right in...

[AJMD429]

Still, I actually LIKE places where nobody feels obliged to dress or even behave to some haughty 'standard'. Maybe because it even makes ME look normal.

The ONLY thing that just makes my blood pressure rise is when I see how many of them are on FOOD STAMPS, or whatever politically-correct name they now have...

[Blaine]

Still, I actually LIKE places where nobody feels obliged to dress or even behave to some haughty 'standard'. Maybe because it even makes ME look normal.

The ONLY thing that just makes my blood pressure rise is when I see how many of them are on FOOD STAMPS, or whatever politically-correct name they now have...

OVERHEARD: Dollar Store mo betta...don't have to dress up like goin' Walmart. ...

[AJMD429]

OVERHEARD: Dollar Store mo betta...don't have to dress up like goin' Walmart. ...

[Rusty]

Actually Blaine, you are on the outskirts of the Walmartian empire. Those in Gainesville are a halfbread variety half human, half walmartian. I don't want to say exactly where the epicenter is but I will say it is further south and almost an equal distance coast to coast.

BTW, when you have Thor around any body of water here keep him on a short lead. we have BIG LEEZARDS that love little dogs just about his size and they can be very fast for short distances.

[piller]

Still, I actually LIKE places where nobody feels obliged to dress or even behave to some haughty 'standard'. Maybe because it even makes ME look normal.

The ONLY thing that just makes my blood pressure rise is when I see how many of them are on FOOD STAMPS, or whatever politically-correct name they now have...

Doc, I am sure that you clean up for the job, such as showering and such. Hair style and shaving or not are not what I am talking about, and I think that you are not much concerned with what others think of that part of you. I am sure, though, that you have the same standards of hygiene that your Profession requires. Some of the Walmartians are allergic to water and soap. I worked for Wal Mart and we always had some who came in regularly and your nose could tell you when they were in the store before you saw them. David Allen Coe used to come in to one of the Wal Mart stores in the Bellmeade section of Waco, and he was sometimes drunk. I don't think I ever saw him with footwear that even matched for type. 1 shoe and 1 boot, or 1 shoe and 1 sandal were not uncommon.

[JayF in AZ]

[quote="piller David Allen Coe used to come in to one of the Wal Mart stores in the Bellmeade section of Waco, and he was sometimes drunk. I don't think I ever saw him with footwear that even matched for type. 1 shoe and 1 boot, or 1 shoe and 1 sandal were not uncommon.[/quote]

But did his long hair cover up his red neck?

[piller]

JayF, it sure did.

[Ji in Hawaii]

[3leggedturtle]

Blaine; try the Wallyworld on XT13 in Mobile,AL . I still get cold shivers from my shopping there on the 2nd of Feb in '09. The one in Stuart,FL has lots of real nice candy and scenery.

[Blaine]

Lucedale Mississippi. ....nice, normal, un urban.....last night near gainsville I met the nicest sheriff. ...wanted to make sure I wasn't cooking dope then we BSed for a bit...

[Bridger]

3leggedturtle, I have been in a Walmart in Mobile, and it must have been the same one as you because I have to agree......it was scary lol

[3leggedturtle]

3leggedturtle, I have been in a Walmart in Mobile, and it must have been the same one as you because I have to agree......it was scary lol

I was at the one just off I-10, about 1/2 mile north. Hit it at 2330. Some things you just CAN"T unsee and dis-remember.

[Mescalero]

Try the one in Alamogordo, N.M.
Makes the Texas Chain Saw Massacre look like a kiddy show.

[Blaine]

Try the one in Alamogordo, N.M.
Makes the Texas Chain Saw Massacre look like a kiddy show.

I just might have the chance. ....

[Mescalero]

You are indeed; a brave soul.

[92&94]

Try the one in Alamogordo, N.M.
Makes the Texas Chain Saw Massacre look like a kiddy show.

I been to that one once... I was looking for .22lr ammo maybe 6 months ago....

At 11 am, it was a bunch of normal looking guys, all looking for .22lr ammo

I think the events of the time had corrupted the normal Martian sampling, I expected worse!

Occasionally, the Safeway in Safford has some pretty weird ones wandering through, I've not yet summoned the intestinal fortitude to go across the street to the Walmart Sometimes I wonder if the Walmart is packed when they start overflowing into Safeway!

[mark08]

someone sent me a web link to www.peopleofwalmart.com pic's don't lie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mescalero]

mark08,
That is what I was talking about,
92&94, try the first friday of the month!!!! CARAMBA!!

[jnyork]

I was at the one just off I-10, about 1/2 mile north. Hit it at 2330. Some things you just CAN"T unsee and dis-remember.

[Mescalero]

But the images come back in the middle of the night in bad dreams.
Like when I eat pork too late at night

[Blaine]

But the images come back in the middle of the night in bad dreams.
Like when I eat pork too late at night

That's the owl......Stick to the 100% blue.....

[Mescalero]

You are superstitious, it is purely a physical reaction; ask Doc.

[tom deinek]

Saw a sign @ WM quick check-out line, "15 Items or Less. Fifteen is this many" -- followed silouhettes of thee hands with digits extended.

[tom deinek]

http://imgur.com/gallery/Wlizv

[Mescalero]

Have seen the same one.
It is self explanatory in so many ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob Hatfield]

If I happen to be in Wal-Mart in Beckley WV and all of a sudden I feel the need to make dueling banjos sound in my head I realize it is the 1st of the month and it looks absolutely scary. They are only there the first few days of the month.

Bob

[Mescalero]

Yep!

[Old Ironsights]