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Well boys, I'm on the clear liquid diet today in prep for the hose-up-the-rose colonoscopy tomorrow morning. I'll spare ye the details, but suffice it to say I start taking the first of EIGHTEEN doses of MiraLAX at 10 this morning. Wish me luck and a clear path to the men's room ....
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I take it the "D" is for Diarrhea... :?
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The prep is a LOT worse than the procedure.
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Mescalero: I think the current regimen beats the old mag citrate and Fleet's, but it ain't much fun. I want that piece of cold fried chicken in the fridge in the very worst way ...

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Hose in the rose, classic. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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A great way to make new friends....
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Get it and get peace of mind.
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Mescalero wrote:The prep is a LOT worse than the procedure.
"The Procedure" is purely a mind game we play with ourselves because we're real men. You'll be amazed at how benign it really is.

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Now that was funny Bill, at least the first part, good luck pard. :)
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Four more doses of MiraLAX in Gatorade and I get to add two Dulcolax pills to the brew.

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I hope everything comes out OK.
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To paraphrase the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam.......

A Jug, A loaf, and Thou........ :oops:
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I've got several good one liners floating around right now (no pun intended) but I'll just stick with "here's to good news!".
Bill in Oregon wrote:Mescalero: I think the current regimen beats the old mag citrate and Fleet's
10-12 years ago She Who Puts Up With Me was having "regularity" issues. The off duty officer who worked security at her store told her about the citrate of magnesium and how well it worked for him. She asked how much to take and he said he drank the whole bottle.

At the time she might have been 120# and the officer was close to 300# (and well over 6' so he wasn't "fat"). Yeah, you can see where this is headed... :lol:
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Andrew: Yeah, that's the spectacular effect alluded to in the Billy Connolly Youtube ...

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Whew, no polyps, a little diverticulitis and "see you in 10 years."
All's well that ENDS well I guess ...

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Congrats on the clean bill.
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Bill in Oregon wrote:Whew, no polyps, a little diverticulitis and "see you in 10 years."
All's well that ENDS well I guess ...

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JUST A REMINDER AS I POSTED THIS BEFORE-- a colonoscopy is very similar to an alien abduction experience...bright lights...missing time... and you know that you've been probed... BILL, glad everything is ok, glad that we as a group are talking about this, will help the next guy... :)
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Bill in Oregon wrote:Whew, no polyps, a little diverticulitis and "see you in 10 years."
All's well that ENDS well I guess ... :lol:
A little diverticulosis. If you should ever be so unfortunate as to suffer an attack of diverticulitis you will more clearly appreciate the difference! :shock:

Glad it went well. Think fiber and smooth moves to keep the "a little diverticulosis" from becoming "a lot of diverticulosis" or worse, a diverticulitis attack (which is about the same as having an appendicitis attack - not fun).
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Prayers offered up for a successful procedure AND
not to be redundant but,

I HOPE EVERYTHING COMES OUT ALRIGHT :shock:
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Glad it went well
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