Humor - gay marriage and marijuana

[gundownunder]

It would seem appropriate for Obama (oh-bummer) to legalize both gay marriage and marijuana on the same day.

In Leviticus 20:13 it says, if a man would lie with another man as with a woman they should both be stoned.

[AJMD429]

As far as I'mconcerned, they don't make any marijuana that potent...

[Mescalero]

Yeah,
I can't get that !@#$%^ &*!

[FWiedner]

As far as I'mconcerned, they don't make any marijuana that potent...

Been a while since you torched one, eh Doc?

[Ysabel Kid]

[Gobblerforge]

It took me a bit to get that but it's funny now.
Gobbler

[Blaine]

Both are legal in WA now.

[gamekeeper]

Both are legal in WA now.

Hope they don't make it compulsory...

[Sixgun]

I stay away from talk about fags because it infuriates me to no end. Disgusting....disgusting.....disgusting, and there ain't no smily faces.

The joke was great though!

The weed? well, that was another time in my life. I do consider it safer than alcohol

[Mescalero]

You notice Sixgun did NOT say " alternative lifestyle person" ?

[Blaine]

And to think....the Theme Song to The Flintstones ended with "We'll have a gay old time"

[pokey]

And to think....the Theme Song to The Flintstones ended with "We'll have a gay old time"

not fred and barney.
say it ain't so.

[FWiedner]

Brokeback Bedrock

[1894c]

Both are legal in WA now.
:roll:

BlaineG---you needed to end your comment with the word...DUDE... :)

[Sixgun]

You notice Sixgun did NOT say " alternative lifestyle person" ?

Ha! If one looks in the dictionary, the word "gay" means happy. It don't mean for a man to wrap his lips.........well, we won't go there.

Its downright wrong, disgusting, weird, immoral, sick, demented, and a lot of other words I ain't learned yet. Those weirdos belong BACK in the closet.

fag basher??? Thats me! ( and I make no apologies)------------Sixgun

[mudgunner49]

Does that mean that if somebody decides to spin up some herb they have kiss dudes too? That might cure a LOT of weed smokers...

[Griff]

It would seem appropriate for Obama (oh-bummer) to legalize both gay marriage and marijuana on the same day.

Well... first off, let's be clear, President DAN didn't legalize them. The voters in CO, WA and some other place did.

In Leviticus 20:13 it says, if a man would lie with another man as with a woman they should both be stoned.

And the punch line, which we were missing would be: Apparently, like the Catholics recently learned, we've been mis-interpreting the original for some time. The early monks apparently mistook "celebrate" for "celibate"!

Both are legal in WA now.

BlaineG---you needed to end your comment with the word...DUDE...

336bl, you needed to end your comment with the word..." DUDE"... DUDE!

[piller]

Despite all the information about the words above, Even a couple of "Labradors" wouldn't be enough. (Remember Cheech and Chong's up in smoke?)

[BAGTIC]

The Bible also said not to add to the Word. None of my Bible references mention stoning. Jesus said love one another. He also said God loves us us all. He also said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and "judge not lest ye be judged". He also said neither He nor the Father would judge us.

I detect a lot of wolves in Christian's clothing.

[gundownunder]

I clearly detect a whole bunch of people who need to read the first word in the title again

This was supposed to be humor, not a serious political or religious subject. Sorry if you guys missed that, I thought the whole thing was hilarious when I read it.

[1894c]

It would seem appropriate for Obama (oh-bummer) to legalize both gay marriage and marijuana on the same day.

Well... first off, let's be clear, President DAN didn't legalize them. The voters in CO, WA and some other place did.

In Leviticus 20:13 it says, if a man would lie with another man as with a woman they should both be stoned.

And the punch line, which we were missing would be: Apparently, like the Catholics recently learned, we've been mis-interpreting the original for some time. The early monks apparently mistook "celebrate" for "celibate"!

Both are legal in WA now.
:roll:

BlaineG---you needed to end your comment with the word...DUDE... :)

336bl, you needed to end your comment with the word..." DUDE"... DUDE! :P

BlainG -- DUDE...you're absolutely right...DUDE...i'm bad...DUDE :)

[2571]

Why don't you post your rude coments about our president on the polictical forum? For that matter, why are you commenting about our politics anyway?

[Griff]

I clearly detect a whole bunch of people who need to read the first word in the title again
This was supposed to be humor, not a serious political or religious subject. Sorry if you guys missed that, I thought the whole thing was hilarious when I read it.

It WOULD be humorous if it weren't true. At least in those 3 states.