A Thought About Ladies

[Blaine]

Women never fanny burp because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any pressure.

[Pitchy]

Are you married bud.

[Sixgun]

I beg your pardon....because.............Mythbusters proved even pretty girls blast away from time to time. I can't remember the specifics but they hooked up some hose and other contraption to the babe.

Here I go, getting away from the original intent of this post..............

Then I read on the internet where the average person lets loose 14 times a day. I must not be average as I accumulate that much before breakfast. Change of underwear 3-4 times a day for me!

But I ain't nothin' compared to my buddy Richie. He was born without an exit hole (for real) for gas or ??. The docs made him a new one and this guy can top the guy on Howard Sterns show, the guy who can blast "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"--------all 4 verses without a "rebuildup of pressure.

This is sick....sick.....sick....................but funny! -------------Sixgun

[Blaine]

Are you married bud.

Twice, and escaped both times

[madman4570]

We men think their rears are MUCH nicer, so if they do would we think the fragrance is much more appealing ???????????????

I know my male Lab runs over and sniffs my female Schnauzers rear when she blasts one while wagging his tail

[Blaine]

What have I done?

[Old Savage]

Not standing near you - can the lightning be far behind.

[GonnePhishin]

Pitchy +2

[gundownunder]

I have a wife, a mother in law, and a daughter and I know that line is not right.
All three of them can fanny burp and talk non stop. Heck, they can even talk underwater while blowing butt bubbles

[pokey]

What have I done?

i told you before , some things you just can't unread/unwrite.

[Griff]

I'm aghast!

[JHarold]

I told my wife that I was sure happy that mine were all the silent type,
she told me to get my hearing checked.

[williamranks]

My ex thought it was funny to cut loose and pull the sheet up over my head.
Sadistic.

[FWiedner]

I had a post all ready to launch...

Then I was disturbed at how much time I actually spent thinking about the social impact of flatulence.

[1894c]

:o What have I done? :o

i was thinking the same thing...BlaineG--you're a bad influence...of course i tend to gravitate towards bad influences... :)

[pwl44m]

Don't hang around Blaine, He will get U in trouble.
@ gundownunder-- I'll bet They don't have access to Your computer either.
Perry

[Ysabel Kid]

Mrs YK proves that one wrong!