Women: no sense of humor

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Well, my wife was having some, er, "problems" after a meal of Mexican food a few weeks back. I decided to take some precautions before going to bed:

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She sleeps on the left side (in the photo); I sleep on the right.

For some reason, she didn't think this was as funny as I did (or the kids)! :lol: :shock:
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And now your sleeping on the couch..... :mrgreen:
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She must be kin to my Nance.
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Oh my, that's funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Oh, no you didn't! And, now you did it again by posting it here and making it public. I'm surprised you can even type.
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kimwcook wrote:Oh, no you didn't! And, now you did it again by posting it here and making it public. I'm surprised you can even type.
Living on the edge Kim. Living on the edge! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dangerous life, brother. Dangerous. :D
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Wow....just, wow. That is hilarious. Dangerous, but hilarious. My wife takes a lot of stuff from me, but I don't know how that one would go over.
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Oh man, and Christmas is just days away.
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After posting something like that I think your gonna need a little more protection than a gas mask. Maybe . . . a helmet and a fox hole. :wink:

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there are men sitting in Federal Prison who thought it was funny too... :)
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I am so going to show my wife this LOL Tell her shes next next time she has "problems"
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.......Seems like a logical solution to me... :shock: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now that has me laughing so hard I can hardly type. Will definitely show this to my better haLf.
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I always say that no man has the deal I have when it comes to a fine woman. I'd say you're right up there to if you got a laugh out of that one!
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Well, it was nice knowing you Jay. :( .. :lol:
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:P :P

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When are visiting hours? :P :P :P
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you know she can take half of your guns.
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Nice,... but I digress, what is it with women and the 50 pillows they insist they put on the bed,
but never actually use as pillows?

Any of you geniuses got an answer for that? :?
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gcs wrote:Nice,... but I digress, what is it with women and the 50 pillows they insist they put on the bed,
but never actually use as pillows?

Any of you geniuses got an answer for that? :?
And Heaven help you if your head touches them, or they touch the floor :o :shock:
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You are a sad little man.(now) :mrgreen:
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I think i'd rather give a cat a bath,than use a hammer and cork on a lady. :shock:
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I have a great wife with a even better sense of humor. She laughed harder than I did when I did this! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Crippled man walking!

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What Kid is not telling is that his eyes might be open the Thursday after New Years & will be out of traction by April. The Photos prolly where made by Y2K as he speaks out of his breathing tube. With my wife I make sure I keep my distance when pulling a prank. Sleeping that close to a she bear would be a sure-fire long term hospital stay.

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It's not possible YOU, YK, ate at the same restaurant? Just wondering.......... :lol:



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El Chivo wrote:you know she can take half of your guns.
You mean all of em :lol: :o
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gcs wrote:Nice,... but I digress, what is it with women and the 50 pillows they insist they put on the bed,
but never actually use as pillows?

Any of you geniuses got an answer for that? :?
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spaceman spiff wrote:It's not possible YOU, YK, ate at the same restaurant? Just wondering.......... :lol:



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