Grandpa humor
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Grandpa humor
Grandfathers don't know everything!
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, ah....well ...Hmmmm....my....its...its called....
Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’ ......now go out and play....
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, thats not what its called.
It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.' ...now!
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, ah....well ...Hmmmm....my....its...its called....
Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’ ......now go out and play....
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, thats not what its called.
It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.' ...now!
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Re: Grandpa humor
Ruh Ro,



If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
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Isiah 55:8&9
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Re: Grandpa humor
And that one just went to The Old Man and my sister (who happens to have a little boy...
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Re: Grandpa humor
I am definitly missing something.
Someone splain it to me please?
Someone splain it to me please?
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We cant....Hobie will get madMescalero wrote:I am definitly missing something.
Someone splain it to me please?

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Re: Grandpa humor
Oh, I like that!
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Re: Grandpa humor
He He That's a dandy!
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Re: Grandpa humor
Gramp's in trouble again!
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Welcome to the fire 75SharpsShooter, crazy avatar.. 

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