OT - this guy needs some range time

[bdhold]

[Pitchy]

My son bought me that sign but i won`t put it up, seems like law suit material to me if ya ever did shoot someone. Hostile intent.

[JReed]

I have the same sign and hang it over my reloading bench.

[awp101]

A properly applied double tap or Mozambique eliminates the second part...

[Griff]

missing the last line... "oh wait... there will be no survivors!"

[J Miller]

There's another version out that says:
Trespassers will be shot,
Survivors will be eaten.
I like that one better.

Joe

[Booger Bill]

I still like the one that says: Unattended kids will be sold as slaves!

[RIHMFIRE]

There used to be an orange grove just west of here
that had the first line written on a 4' x 8' sheet of plywood....
in english and in spanish..

I have also seen

tresspasser will be violated...
survivors will be prosecuted..

Never mind the dog...
Beware of the owner....

and US Marine sniper is watching you!

[Blaine]

Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Puppy and an Espresso.

[2ndovc]

Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Puppy and an Espresso.

That's my Favorite!!!

jb

[stickfred]

Unattended Children Will Be Given a Free Puppy and an Espresso.

Saw that at our Library. Cracked me up.

[Sixgun]

I have those signs in a smaller version pasted on my front door and garage doors. I even have several "KEEP OUT" signs at the end of the driveway, along with posted signs out in the pasture. Close to a dozen dogs will sound the alarm if the signs don't work or if the perps are Spanish speaking thingys.

Only my trusted friends enter my grounds. (Less than the fingers on one hand ) They call my place "The Compound"

The world is not nice anymore here in the East. I consider it "giving everybody plenty of warning" --then the Castle Doctrine kicks in. --------------------Sixgun

[Rusty]

Sign on the fence reads "MY DOBERMAN CAN MAKE TO THIS GATE IN 4 SECONDS... CAN YOU?"

[Hobie]

Beware of Rattlesnakes

Seems to work the best.

[Sixgun]

Beware of Rattlesnakes

Seems to work the best.

Hobie, yea, maybe if you live in Texas or somewhere in the Southwest. Now, if only I could get some claymores.

[AJMD429]

My son bought me that sign but i won`t put it up, seems like law suit material to me if ya ever did shoot someone. Hostile intent.

Kind of like the bumper sticker I've actually seen that says "So many pedestrians, so little time..."

[Molasses]

I've seen: "If you can read this, you're in range."

[Ysabel Kid]

My son bought me that sign but i won`t put it up, seems like law suit material to me if ya ever did shoot someone. Hostile intent.

Hmmm... that does give me reason to pause. I hate to say it, but I may have to take down the sign in my garage. I don't want to give any pinhead, anti-gun, overly-zealous prosecuter a reason to come after me if I have to defend the family.

[1894]

I've seen: "If you can read this, you're in range."

I've seen that one as well , Thought about putting it right after the Private road Dead End Keep out sign that folks seem to not understand

[yaines45]

A waitress , where I occasionally eat , ( she has dyed red hair and several piercings ) has a door mat that sez " come back when you've got a warrant " inside her house , just inside the front door she has another sign " you're 10' from the first muzzle blast " , she doesn't look the type at all ...looks like a mid-town , new-age ultra liberal , she gives everyone that eats there a nickname ...she calls me Ruger .