have a couple of laughs

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Tue May 03, 2011 7:38 am

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii, our 57th state.
It even has a doctor's signature on it. Now I'm not saying it's fake, but I don't think Marcus Welby was a real doctor.

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Tue May 03, 2011 10:23 am

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:01 am

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:29 pm

President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii,

And also proving that "it" is NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN according to the intent and meaning of the term as used in the former Law of the Land. It proves that "it" is in fact a citizen of a different country, making it impossible for "it" to ever LEGALLY claim to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN.

If America were truly a nation of laws, then the entire administration and congress would be in Gitmo as traitors. They are tyrants and they are getting away with it because America is no longer a nation of laws. Not laws that apply to all equally anyway.

the other osama? where's the body, really?

Grizz

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:59 pm

Grizz wrote:
President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii,
And also proving that "it" is NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN according to the intent and meaning of the term as used in the former Law of the Land. It proves that "it" is in fact a citizen of a different country, making it impossible for "it" to ever LEGALLY claim to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN.

If America were truly a nation of laws, then the entire administration and congress would be in Gitmo as traitors. They are tyrants and they are getting away with it because America is no longer a nation of laws. Not laws that apply to all equally anyway.

the other osama? where's the body, really?

Grizz

yeah...yeah....hes not........but did you see the punch line......"57th state"

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Tue May 03, 2011 4:22 pm

yeah I got it

thanks for the laughs

mouthpiece · Post by **mouthpiece** » Tue May 03, 2011 8:46 pm

Explains delay in releasing birth docs:

http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg

Post by **Old Savage** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:06 pm

And that is el toro poo poo.

J Miller · Post by **J Miller** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:16 pm

Obama's birth certificate scam has been a deliberate ploy on the part of the democrat party and Obama to distract everyone from what's really important.
They have decided they've got all the mileage out of it they can so they released the long form. Do I believe it's legit? Not really, but that's not important now.

What's important is to concentrate on what he is doing and don't let the extraneous bs of the birth certificate confuse the issue.

Joe

BAGTIC · Post by **BAGTIC** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:04 pm

Grizz wrote:
President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii,
And also proving that "it" is NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN according to the intent and meaning of the term as used in the former Law of the Land. It proves that "it" is in fact a citizen of a different country, making it impossible for "it" to ever LEGALLY claim to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN.

If America were truly a nation of laws, then the entire administration and congress would be in Gitmo as traitors. They are tyrants and they are getting away with it because America is no longer a nation of laws. Not laws that apply to all equally anyway.

the other osama? where's the body, really?

Grizz

NONSENSE. A "natural born citizen' is one whose citizenship is a consequence of birth status as opposed to naturalization. There have been several US Presidents who were not born in the US according to your flawed interpretation including several of the founding fathers. What about children born abroad to servicemen and diplomatic personnel?

http://www.usconstitution.net/consttop_citi.html

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:21 pm

the people you mention were not born of foreign nationals conferring alternate citizenship status. the "natural born" criteria was expressly crafted to prevent anyone with dual citizenship or the possibility of dual citizenship from obtaining the office of president.

sorry the details eluded you.

no decent nation of laws would have allowed someone so UNQUALIFIED to even be named on a ballot. but beyond that the dual-citizenship status, NEVER RENOUNCED by hussein, DISQUALIFIES him from that office.

Grizz

LeverBob · Post by **LeverBob** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:58 pm

Grizz wrote:the people you mention were not born of foreign nationals conferring alternate citizenship status. the "natural born" criteria was expressly crafted to prevent anyone with dual citizenship or the possibility of dual citizenship from obtaining the office of president.

sorry the details eluded you.

no decent nation of laws would have allowed someone so UNQUALIFIED to even be named on a ballot. but beyond that the dual-citizenship status, NEVER RENOUNCED by hussein, DISQUALIFIES him from that office.

Grizz

EXACTLY RIGHT...that notwithstanding, everything he has done is null & void. He's a usurper, the rightful President is John McCain & Vice President is Sarah Palin. In addition, he and anyone who obeyed his orders are subject to criminal prosecution under international law; including, but not limited to, all military from top to bottom. View the results from the Nuremberg trials for consensus.

Domestically, anyone who abeted this humbug fraud are also complicit in its' perpetration. They are subject to prosecution as well under domestic & international law.

Examples: SEIU, Acorn & so on. Anyone who did not vet him in the states. The Electoral college included. The courts, the politicians of both parties, etc.

This is an enormous constitutional mess & one that is being avoided by the courts. Their avoidance is complicity with the fraud as well. Silence is complicity & admittance of the fact.

The American people did this to themselves & to us who were in disagreement. We tried to warn them, but they didn't listen to the Clarion call. Now we have to reap what we have sown.

The truth will out & the repercussions are beyond imagination. Treason, high crimes & misdemeanors.

Too bad if anyone is offended by this...this subject is NOT funny to me.

When the reckoning occurs it will be bloody. G-D help us.....

LB

piller · Post by **piller** » Sat May 07, 2011 4:55 pm

I think I will do that with a file on my computer. Sounds fun. With $4.00 a gallon gas, I need something to take my mind off the fact that a President has finally kept a campaign promise, and it turned out to be $4.00 a gallon gas.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat May 07, 2011 10:27 pm

Old one, but good. I just hope a vast majority of the people feel this way in 2012!

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