OT - Honda Motorcycles

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OT - Honda Motorcycles

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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?"

"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"

"No, I haven't."

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window. "Yes?"

"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"

"No, I haven't."

Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"

"Yes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."









The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"

(I got this off WorldNetDaily's joke-of-the-day column)
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles

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Lame AJ
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Cute joke. But really, man. Anyone that owns a honda will tell you, brakes are optional. :wink:
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles

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twist throttle...... worry about the small stuff later....... love my bikes!!!
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azzhandler wrote:twist throttle...... worry about the small stuff later....... love my bikes!!!
Ditto! :mrgreen:
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Cruise wrote:Lame AJ
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Brakes, what are brakes? I drive in Dallas where it is just hit the gas and hang on.
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I thought that was why bikers wear boots with thick soles.
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