OT - Honda Motorcycles
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OT - Honda Motorcycles
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No, I haven't."
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window. "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No, I haven't."
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
(I got this off WorldNetDaily's joke-of-the-day column)
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No, I haven't."
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window. "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No, I haven't."
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"
(I got this off WorldNetDaily's joke-of-the-day column)
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
Cute joke. But really, man. Anyone that owns a honda will tell you, brakes are optional.
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
twist throttle...... worry about the small stuff later....... love my bikes!!!
Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
Ditto!azzhandler wrote:twist throttle...... worry about the small stuff later....... love my bikes!!!
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
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Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
Brakes, what are brakes? I drive in Dallas where it is just hit the gas and hang on.
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: OT - Honda Motorcycles
I thought that was why bikers wear boots with thick soles.