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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said
my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me
to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,
too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the
other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told
me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be
honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire
most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...???

[BigSky56]

. danny

[Ysabel Kid]

I worked for "the Colonel" in my youth. This is very funny! Sounds like something Y2K would do! Only down here, the teacher would be sharing recipes for fried chicken rather than getting upset.