Humor: Baptizing an Irishman

[TedH]

Baptizing an Irishman

A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.


The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk,

'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me
brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks
the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

(Are you ready for this????)



The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

[Ysabel Kid]

[vancelw]

[gamekeeper]

[RIHMFIRE]

good one!

[BigSky56]

danny

[Nazgul]

Had to repair some equipment at a warehouse with thousands of barrels of whiskey in it. The smell was strong to say the least. My boss asked if I was ok. I told him "They tried to rescue me twice but I fought them off."

Went back the next day with my drill and a straw.

Don