A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
OT - clean joke
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Good'n"IT IS MY OPINION, AND I AM CORRECT SO DON'T ARGUE, THE 99 SAVAGE IS THE FINEST RIFLE EVER MADE IN AMERICA."
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Re: OT - clean joke
I've heard that before but still laughed,then had to read it to My Wife when She heard Me laugh. 
I think that is about as clean as they come. Perry in Bangor---=== Ca.
I think that is about as clean as they come. Perry in Bangor---=== Ca.
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I've got to remember that one!Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Too bad my son has short hair - I could use that one for real...!
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Me too. But Y2K is also an honor-roll student. I guess I can use the "read your bible" part. He's got another 4 years until he's old enough to start driving. What I have told him is that he has to maintain his straight A average, and earn his Eagle Scout rank before he'll get his license.AJMD429 wrote:Too bad my son has short hair - I could use that one for real...!
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Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot