Way OT - Florida is Serious

[crystal river charli]

http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/AnnexZ.htm

Click on Annex Z

Charlie

[Rimfire McNutjob]

Good to see they are on top of the rampant zombie problem down here. Remember ... head shots.

[Hobie]

I think you're the first person to ever post on the zombie problem which is such a popular topic of discussion on other boards.

[allhands]

Call me crazy, but I never knew anybody could possibly take this seriously, is this a gag?

[Iron_Marshal]

I enjoyed the section that covered weapons...

"The weapon-smiths at Zombie Tools have created several highly effective weapons which can be employed by any person of virtually any strength. Small weapons, such as the Zack Ax or the new Para Bellum are highly effective as secondary bladed weapons, or for those with lesser upper body strength. The Urban Bone Machete, Mark III, the d'Captain, the Apocalax, or the katana-style Harvester are all more than adequate for individual protection from the Horde."

The creator of the website should be commended for an intelligently constructed spoof.

I own Mel Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide - Complete Protection From The Living Dead

It is a funny, tongue-in-cheek survival guide with "factual accounts" of zombie attacks throughout history.

There is a lot of effort to make it come off as a real survival guide and made the New York Times Bestseller List.

The section on weapons selection in the book goes into great detail about what will and won't work against the undead.

[shooter]

Call me crazy, but I never knew anybody could possibly take this seriously, is this a gag?

I may just be dense, but I was wondering the same thing.

[Blaine]

Call me crazy, but I never knew anybody could possibly take this seriously, is this a gag?

I may just be dense, but I was wondering the same thing.

Dead issue, IMO.

[pokey]

Call me crazy, but I never knew anybody could possibly take this seriously, is this a gag?

I may just be dense, but I was wondering the same thing.

night of the living Dead issue, IMO.

fixed it for you blaine.

[Bogie35]

Zombies are REAL! Just look at our Congress.


bogie

[Blaine]

Prolly why Dade County Sheriff is just running a skelton crew on night shift. Someone killed funding and there is not a ghost of a chance to get it back.

[pokey]

Prolly why Dade County Sheriff is just running a skelton crew on night shift. Someone killed funding and there is not a ghost of a chance to get it back.

are you dead certain, you should bring this dead topic back to life?

i'm waiting for you to reanimate the conversation, but the suspense is killing me.

[Bogie35]

Can you be tried for murder if you kill somebody who's already dead?

bogie

[Rimfire McNutjob]

Can you be tried for murder if you kill somebody who's already dead?

bogie

No, I don't think so. But I think they can get you for littering.

[TCB in TN]

No seriously ZOMBIES ARE REAL! I see them regularly! 7:45 every morning when my 6th grade class comes in!

I do like Zombie movies, and am a big fan of the Zombie Hunters forums

http://www.zombiehunters.org/

Some fun and often very interesting discussion carried on over there. They are not quite as pleasant as the folks here but do have fun, and most of them don't take themselves to seriously!

[Blaine]

most of them don't take themselves to seriously!

Of corpse they don't....

[flatnose]

what a zombie is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al2b-QJjISI

[Old Ironsights]

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The Zombie Apocolypse could very well be nigh - Zombisim & Hatian Voodo go hand in rotting hand ... and there are what, 50,000+ missing & presumed undead Haitians now?