Very OT: Santa Came - Inappropriate Christmas Gifts

[Pete44ru]

I though I'd share these with you:

The Li'l Nudist Hornet Farm.

The Duncan Yo - it goes down, but never comes back up. (Teaches children about warranties.)

The "Learn About Puberty" Chia Pet.

The Laff-O-Minnit Spellin Tooter.

Water Retention Wanda (teaches kids about the calendar.)

Chocolate-covered lead soldiers.

Islamic Strip Poker Game (lose a hand, lose a hand.)

A Monty Python "I'm a Lumberjack Dress-up Kit."

Garfield's Junior Taxidermy Set (refills available at any animal shelter).

Taliban Ken--Comes with AK-47, RPG, and IED. Suicide bomber vest available.

Taliban Barbie---Taliban Ken can have as many as he wants.

Fire Ant Farm.

Exxon Valdise Aquarium Kit---complete with can of Penzoil.

Jonestown Koolaide Station---comes with 200 single-use paper cups.

OJ's Junior Detective Kit--your child can look for the "real" killer.

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[O.S.O.K.]

[El Chivo]

and don't forget the "Bag 'o Glass" and "Bag 'o Nails" from Dan Akroyd on SNL.

I seem to remember they also bought a GAF Viewmaster for Sandy Duncan

[Gobblerforge]

I sprayed eggnog on the monitor. That was great. Wrong and twisted , but great. Thanks.
Santa was good to me. He brought the hard cover "Winchester Model 94" by Robert Renneberg, and the Sopranos boxed set. Ooooooo baby, let it snow.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Gobbler

[vancelw]

Fire Ant Farm.

You're starting to get personal, now.

There's nothing wrong with letting you kids have a fire ant farm...just don't feed them to the horny toad...the prey becomes the predator

And since most pets have a shorter life with certain kids, it's always good to reduce the fire ant population


All I got today was an empty stocking. Guess I'll go drown my sorrow at the gun show in a couple of weekends....

[Ysabel Kid]

[Bubba w/a 45/70]

Me:

SANTA: