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Humor: $100.00

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .




Then
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.







When







The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.







The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.







The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money

to a little boy.







The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:







Dear
God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through

Washington D..C. and those people took $95.00 in taxes.


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Post by gamekeeper »

Good twist. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Smart lad! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If only that was really a joke!
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England used to have a 95% tax bracket. Note the Beatles' song "Taxman": "Let me tell you how it will be/ That's one for you, nineteen for me/ Should five percent appear too small/ Be thankful I don't take it all"
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JustaJeepGuy wrote:England used to have a 95% tax bracket. Note the Beatles' song "Taxman": "Let me tell you how it will be/ That's one for you, nineteen for me/ Should five percent appear too small/ Be thankful I don't take it all"
Ah, but Stevie Ray Vaughan's version is better!
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Post by JustaJeepGuy »

I haven't heard Stevie Ray's version. I'll have to find it.
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