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> A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Thanksgiving dinner.
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> This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
> They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
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> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
> to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
> making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
> herself a bit and lets out a dainty fanny burp.
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> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
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> Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
> looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and
> said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
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> The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.
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> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
> time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
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> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
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> Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few
> minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This
> time she didn't even think about it. She let a fanny burp rip that rivaled a
> train whistle blowing.
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> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy,
> get away from her, before she shits on you!'
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> Send this to someone who needs a laugh.
Gun Runner
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