Never went to Costco....put my coat on and mom says she changed her mind and ordered food delivered today from Wegmans and she didn't feel like cooking so she orders all this hot food delivered but instead of delivering it I needed to get out of the house so I drove down there and while I was there I picked up a six pack of big bottles of Pepsi and drank a couple and that's why I'm writing you now.....ain't been to sleep...feel like I can run a five mile marathon....
My body clock is so screwed up and I'm sitting here like a zombie.......about once a month something like this happens, especially in the winter when activity levels are down. I take lots of vitimans and eat good and I really need to get outside and play with the 200 pound oak rounds I have.....so what do I do?...I drink a couple of 20 ounce Pepsi's....half dozen melatonin, Benadryl, and a Klonopin had zero effect......
Yea, I know your laughing your azz off right now but I'm not. If I don't check back in about 12 hours have someone do a welfare check on me.

Yea....I heard that about the party hose...just Google "infrared f.arts at the airport" and you'll see classy women blasting gas.