Tis time

[Bill in Oregon]

... for another colonoscopy. And to try to hold on to a shred of perspective and humor, I always like to hunt up Billy Connolly's stand-up routine on the subject. He's a beloved Scottish actor you have probably seen, now retired, but he was pretty funny as a comedian. If Dad had seen this, he would have been on the floor, needing oxygen. If I end up having the prostate roto-rooter soon, this will have been my "Summer of Invasive Procedures."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrzUngEQRw

[jeepnik]

I always like this one.
https://www.google.com/search?q=comedia ... aIvP4,st:0
I thought about sending it to my Proctologist before my last colonoscopy. Discretion took over and I thought in response she might just find an old sigmoidascope.

[AJMD429]

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I used to tease my dentist about "Little Shop of Horrors" and "The Inlaws" - both movies involved dentists; the first one a crazy dentist, and the second one a dentist being driven crazy by Peter Falk's character.

[1894cfan]

Man, talk about a pain in the backside!

[gcs]

Great nap!, clean out not so much...

[Bill in Oregon]

Dennis Wolfberg is a very odd dude. Funny, but very odd.
I mentioned this over on a muzzleloading forum and one of the wise guys said "I thought we weren't allowed to discuss breech loaders here."

[jkbrea]

Prior to his colonoscopy, my brother was going to put a note between his cheek reading, "We've been trying to contact you regarding your vehicles extended warranty."

[Bill in Oregon]