A guy from Poland and a guy from Czechoslovakia

[JimT]

were hunting bears. One night their tent was attacked by a couple of grizzlies and both men were killed and eaten. The Game Wardens came in, tracked the bears and found a male and female Grizzly working together. They shot both bears and opened them up. The female was found to have the Polish guy in her stomach. The Czech was in the male.

[gamekeeper]

Groan .................................

[Bill in Oregon]

Jim, Jim, how could you?

[COSteve]

Unfortunately, that sounds like a lawyer joke.

[Sixgun]

Ahhh…OK Jim..not bad..not great………did you hear about the Polish guy who tried to blow up a school bus and is now in the hospital…..he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe…….and then there was the Polish bank robber who is now in custody…he tied up the safe and blew the guard….

…and finally there were two Polish guys standing on the street corner and nearby was a dog who was bent over and licking his private parts….the one Polish guy says, “Man! I wish I could do that!” and his buddy says, “yea, but don’t you think you ought to pet him first?”.

[JimT]

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[kaschi]

And then there are the two hunters from Poland on a deer hunt. The one guy tripped and his gun discharged hitting his buddy, so he loaded him into the car and drove to the emergency room of the nearest hospital. A few minutes later the doctor came out of the operating room and the hunter asked the doctor: "Doc is he gonna make it?" The doctor answered: "He might have if you hadn't gutted him!"

[Sixgun]

Ha! That was a great Polish joke! My buddy, who is Polish and very smart told me the jokes came from the old days because many Germans could speak English while the Polish couldn’t or just didn’t care to learn.

An Englishman, a Pollack and a Frenchman were facing the German firing squad. Thinking fast the Englishman hollered out “Tornado! and while everyone looked around he snuck out. A minute later the Frenchman realizing his predicament hollered out “Hurricane!” and likewise sneaked away. On the third try at the firing squad the Pollack thinking, “Man, I got to get out of this” so he hollered, “Fire!”.

[kaschi]

Now THAT one is one of the best I've ever heard! Thanks for a great laugh.

[JRD]

I got several people with the bear story yesterday including my mother in law. She knows I have a friend who hunts bears in Alaska so I customized the story a bit to make it more relatable. My mother in law was feeling very sorry for the foreign hunters who got eaten… until the punchline.
Thanks Jim.

Six gun: those are some classic tales of Poles you related. Astute students of the human condition know there are no Polish jokes. They are all true…

[Ysabel Kid]

That was Blaine-worthy!