Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
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Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
I use an Oakley "Kitchen Sink" backpack (their actual name for it) for running to and fro from my office. Carries my office EDC, plus laptop, tablet, spare phone, papers, etc etc etc -- the usual office stuff
Darn thing was feeling heavier and heavier all the time so i decided to empty it for a clean out and re-organization and wondering if you gents have ever had a moment as enlightening (literally)
Now, i knew the Sig and its 2 spares were there so thats a non issue , but this is in addition to all the office detritus -- didnt bother to snap a pic of the non essential office electronica and papers that got round filed , but in addition to that -- i've got
(5) folding knives
(4) magazines (2 1911 and 2 Sig 238 )
(2 ) cheap multi tools
(2) GI can openers
(1) magnesium firestarter
(1) long lost pair of Ray Bans (in a Maui Jim case)
(1) big field knife
(1) pair of spare readers- always nice to find
A bunch of protein bars and about a thousand feet of 550 cord
- also about 2 cylinder full of loose .357 rounds
LOL -- this isnt my "Bug Out Bag" -- anyway, plenty of decent gear to re-distribute where its supposed to go now
Darn thing was feeling heavier and heavier all the time so i decided to empty it for a clean out and re-organization and wondering if you gents have ever had a moment as enlightening (literally)
Now, i knew the Sig and its 2 spares were there so thats a non issue , but this is in addition to all the office detritus -- didnt bother to snap a pic of the non essential office electronica and papers that got round filed , but in addition to that -- i've got
(5) folding knives
(4) magazines (2 1911 and 2 Sig 238 )
(2 ) cheap multi tools
(2) GI can openers
(1) magnesium firestarter
(1) long lost pair of Ray Bans (in a Maui Jim case)
(1) big field knife
(1) pair of spare readers- always nice to find
A bunch of protein bars and about a thousand feet of 550 cord
- also about 2 cylinder full of loose .357 rounds
LOL -- this isnt my "Bug Out Bag" -- anyway, plenty of decent gear to re-distribute where its supposed to go now
----- Doug
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
I'd say you were/are prepared!
Tho ya might want to add a couple boxes of .22s just for good measure!
Tho ya might want to add a couple boxes of .22s just for good measure!
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
I have a couple of pairs of Maui Jim sunglasses and think they're great....best I ever owned.
Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
I can relate, have a Maxpedition Jumbo Versapack I've been dragging around for over 10 years. Every now & again it feels heavier and it's time to cull the surplus. The energy bars are particularly humorous since they end up hard, unbreakable lumps when they're years past the "best by" dates.
Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
That should lighten the load!
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Women should do this with their purses occasionally too.
No telling what they might find.
My bag always has a longer than expected extension cord as well.
No telling what they might find.
My bag always has a longer than expected extension cord as well.
Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Reading this I couldn’t help but think of the song “She can’t find her keys”.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Kind of echoing Scott, I was reminded of that wonderful scene in "Harvey" where Veta (played by Josephine Hull) pulls an unbelievable amount of stuff out of her purse ...
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Scott Tschirhart wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:43 pm Women should do this with their purses occasionally too.
No telling what they might find.
My bag always has a longer than expected extension cord as well.
“It’s not a purse! It’s a European carry all!”
Think that was a quote from Seinfeld regarding a man purse
I remember an old girlfriend (She actually would be old now) giving me grief ove the mechanics tool bag I carried around. She looked in it and I had my lunch, a magazine to read at lunch, keys, and miscellaneous other goods not related to working on airplanes and she said
“So you’re carrying a purse now?”
My reply was - it’s a mechanics bag - I’m a mechanic
Hers - “But there are no tools in there, so it’s a purse!”
Sheesh. Women ….. probably should’ve never let that one wander down the trail though
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
If my wife tries to hand me her purse, I begin to prance around like a Kansas City Fa:$&@$ from Blazing Saddles.
She’s only done that once.
She’s only done that once.
Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Real men are confident enough in their masculinity that holding the wire’s purse doesn’t intimidate them.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
Scott Tschirhart wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:27 pmYou are probably right. Maybe I just like prancing around like a Kansas City Fa”@&$$?
No purse here, but he could be hiding one under the cape
----- Doug
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Re: Office backpack cleanout - possibly humorous
I keep my work backpack completely separate from any carry gear. I fly too much and the TSA frowns on "mistakes"...