Hey…hey……do’s bro’s blasted the city all to heck over da last few days….and nights……they don’t care what time of the day it is, if they have a score to settle, they are gonna do it whenever their trigger finger regains the strength that it lost the day before from holding up 40 oz cans of malt liquor.
Yea…yea……the Big Day….…thank you my fine compadres……I celebrated by hooking up the trailer to the Rubicon and oooonnnnnnn to Home Depot!….yep, all by myself except for Ben and about 15 of his twins…(hey, ya like dat? I just made that up….). Yea……I got me one of those mega shopping carts and walked the aisles throwing in there whatever I wanted……spent some very serious money…..very serious….
Roll of Gorilla Glue duct tape. $10
2 empty spray bottles. $4
2 gallons of Ortho ant killer……I figure instead of buying a can of ant killer that costs $6.99 that you get 14 sprays out of I’d buy it by the gallon for $12.99
A Ridgid power strip……those things are beasts….$34
And…….and……………a brand NEW 20 foot ladder…….I already have 4 other ladders but I never had a blue one!..$299
Yea…..big bucks around here……I spent about the same today as Old Savage spends daily for green fees. I’ll be broke for 6 months and it’s all because I never had a blue ladder.
