Fresh chuckle at my expense

[Bill in Oregon]

A while back I confessed to mistakenly applying cortisone cream to my toothbrush. Well, this morning I got into the shower only to realize I had my glasses on. Someone please tell me I am not the first human being ever to make this goof.

[Scott Tschirhart]

Thanks for sharing. That's hilarious!

[JOG]

When I was a bit younger and drinking I once put on one boot and one sneaker. I noticed after I was in my truck ready to leave!

[fatboy]

Someone around these parts got into the shower with his hearing aides on.
Bob

[GunnyMack]

Well ya gotta be able to see what you are washing!

[.45colt]

After using the front steps to the porch for near forty years. before I retired one cold dark morning on the way to work at 5:15 am , I forgot there is five steps and stepped off the fourth one into space , fell on the sidewalk like a ton of bricks . talk about an awakening.

[Ray]

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[Bill in Oregon]

Bueno, amigo.

[Blaine]

[Beaker]

I was a product development chemist for a well known company. One day a customer service rep. transferred a call up to me in my in my lab. On the other end of the phone was a customer, woman, who was frantic to know if our "silicone shield hand cream" was spermicidal! LOL.

[Old No7]

Word to the wise..........

When you find a suppository in your ear -- THEN you'll remember where your hearing aid is!!!

Luckily, I use neither..............

Old No7

[Ray]

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[Fess]

I am not normally the kind of guy to want to infringe on others' rights,..... but there should be a LAW against putting Preparation H in a tube that looks like TOOTHPASTE!
I don't want to explain why I came to this conclusion...... but you can probably guess.

[piller]

Girl I used to have a class with back in college came in one day with her hair greasy as could be. She lived in a dorm. Her carrying tote with all her things was just outside her shower and without her glasses on, she grabbed her body lotion instead of shampoo. It took her a couple of days to get all the oily residue out of her hair.

One time a customer came in without his dentures. Seems he didn't have his glasses on and grabbed a tube of what he thought was his denture adhesive. It wasn't! Took him a while to clean that Brylcream off the dentures so that they would stay put.

[jnyork]

Haven't fogged up the glasses but I have soaked 3 or 4 wrist watches.

[rossim92]

I am not normally the kind of guy to want to infringe on others' rights,..... but there should be a LAW against putting Preparation H in a tube that looks like TOOTHPASTE!
I don't want to explain why I came to this conclusion...... but you can probably guess.

at least it smelled minty fresh on the other end! i have done the glasses in the shower one.