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2ndovc
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Re: It Could Be Worse
Now that's funny! 
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jasonB " Another Dirty Yankee"
" Tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
" Tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
Re: It Could Be Worse
YUCK!D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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gamekeeper
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Re: It Could Be Worse
Slick Willie just happened to meet Rev. Huckabee on the links one day and after the normal felicitous banalities Mike commented, "mister president, you don't look so good."
Bill replied, "I know......Which reminds me, are you still a minister of the gospel ?"
" yes I am, " rev. Huckabee responded.
"Can a baptist parson hear a confession like a roman one ?" asked bill.
"Not exactly but I can confidentially counsel you on personal matters." says mike.
" Well I'm nothing more or less than a filthy murderer. You remember Monica ? Well, one day the elevator i was in stopped and low and behold who steps in but her. suddenly the power blacks-out and the elevator sticks. Next thing you know, we're ripping each other's clothes off and doing the dirty right there! "
" Hmm, " says Huckabee in a reflective ministerial tone. That explains the guilt of fornication/adultery but where exactly does murder come in? "
"Hillary was in the elevator with me !"
Bill replied, "I know......Which reminds me, are you still a minister of the gospel ?"
" yes I am, " rev. Huckabee responded.
"Can a baptist parson hear a confession like a roman one ?" asked bill.
"Not exactly but I can confidentially counsel you on personal matters." says mike.
" Well I'm nothing more or less than a filthy murderer. You remember Monica ? Well, one day the elevator i was in stopped and low and behold who steps in but her. suddenly the power blacks-out and the elevator sticks. Next thing you know, we're ripping each other's clothes off and doing the dirty right there! "
" Hmm, " says Huckabee in a reflective ministerial tone. That explains the guilt of fornication/adultery but where exactly does murder come in? "
"Hillary was in the elevator with me !"