HUMOR - A LITTLE JOKE

Nath · Post by **Nath** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:57 pm

Young Johnny comes home from school and anounces to his father that he has got a part in the school play.
"Great" say's dad, "whats the part son" he asks.
"I'm playing the part of a man whom has been married for twenty years dad".
Dad says " never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part"!

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Fri May 16, 2008 5:42 pm

*rimshot*

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri May 16, 2008 9:58 pm

Ain't that the truth!

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Sat May 17, 2008 3:11 am

No kidding

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gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:36 am

Nath · Post by **Nath** » Sat May 17, 2008 2:53 pm

Japanese scientists have now developed the worlds fastest ever shutter for a camera and hope to go into production soon.
They believe it will be possible to reliably photograph woman and catch their mouths shut

Sorry girls, I did not think it up, I'm only the messager, honey what you doing with that gun,,,,,,

Nath.

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:01 pm

BWWWAHHHHH

Thats funny.

LeverBob · Post by **LeverBob** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:28 am

I just got word from Nath's wife that his eyes should be open by Tuesday. Oh yeah I almost forgot...he should be out of traction in 6 weeks.

Jeal well ol' buddy!

Leverbubba

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Sun May 18, 2008 8:24 am

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Ram Hammer · Post by **Ram Hammer** » Sun May 18, 2008 7:19 pm

I haven't spoken to my wife in 6 years...
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I didn't want to interrupt her