So, who needs a doctor??

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Batman1939
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So, who needs a doctor??

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Subject: Who needs a doctor?



A simplified urine test that may be relevant for men over 50

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather: Diabetes

If you pee on your feet: Prostate

If it smells like a barbecue: Cholesterol

If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts: Osteoarthritis

If you return to the room with your penis outside your pants: Alzheimer's


A friend tells me that a friend of his actually got a test for diabetes when ants gathered around his "spot" in the soil. Lab tests confirmed the ants' diagnosis. Maybe true??
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Re: So, who needs a doctor??

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .!!!!
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Re: So, who needs a doctor??

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That's a riot!!
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
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AND, if it lands on MY feet: Insanity...……….. :mrgreen:

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And what if you pee IN YOUR pants?
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You're not supposed to reveal medical secrets....!
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Rusty zippers and yellow shoelaces.... :lol:
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If it smells like coffee, you are wasting too much money at Starbucks!
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Re: So, who needs a doctor??

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Seriously, get a blood test.

I had my cancerous prostate removed on 6th March this year.

And yes, before I could pee a meter.

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