"How to Wash a Cat"

[Old No7]

Here you go!

Old No7

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[AJMD429]

An oldie but goodie....

I always like sharing it with cat-lovers........I find out about 12.4% of them have a sense of humor......

[piller]

Always funny.

[Grizz]

works every time . . .

[Pete44ru]

[GunnyMack]

One of my college buddies, as a young kid, put a litter of kittens in the washing machine, they survived it just fine but they were never the same after they went through the dryer!!

[Merle]

An oldie but goodie....

I always like sharing it with cat-lovers........I find out about 12.4% of them have a sense of humor......

that many

[M. M. Wright]

Hey Pete, when Bond's book first came out, a colleague of mine and I really enjoyed it so we came up with about 30 more "USES". We sent them to him with our permission to include them in the sequel, "Another 101 Uses For A Dead Cat". We got a nice letter back thanking us but saying he was sure there would be no sequel. Evidently his publisher thought otherwise as it wasn't long before I saw at a book store the sequel. Yes, it contained our suggestions even the title. I was rather flattered.

[Bronco]

An oldie but goodie....

I always like sharing it with cat-lovers........I find out about 12.4% of them have a sense of humor......

About 86.4% of statistics are made up on the spur of the moment

[Pete44ru]

Hey Pete, when Bond's book first came out, a colleague of mine and I really enjoyed it so we came up with about 30 more "USES". We sent them to him with our permission to include them in the sequel, "Another 101 Uses For A Dead Cat". We got a nice letter back thanking us but saying he was sure there would be no sequel. Evidently his publisher thought otherwise as it wasn't long before I saw at a book store the sequel. Yes, it contained our suggestions even the title. I was rather flattered.

I'm rather impressed - nice idea ! .


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[bikerbeans]

Makes me wish i still had grandma's wringer washer.

BB

[Ray]

Makes me wish i still had grandma's wringer washer.

BB

Way back in the day there was a coworker we called uncle pill.....pill was not his real name and he was not related to any of us.

Pill had a way of recalling humorous stories that was quite out of context to whatever was going on at the time. Just out of the blue, he would start talking in a deadpan, monotonous nasally voice, some quip from days gone by.

" I was just sitting there minding my own business by the hurricane fence at the playground of ********elementary school, eating a headcheese and chow-chow sandwich when Mrs. *******accosted me. 'Pill! come with me', she said. 'There has been an awful tragedy at your home'.......So I got to the principal's office and there was mum and pop a crying. Being an only child with no living grandparents, I could not imagine the cause when mum exclaimed: 'your nana (our negro maid) has went and got a teat caught in the electric wringer washer !' "

[Nath]

[Ysabel Kid]

Tried giving a cat a bath once. Had to sleep with one eye open until the cat died. Still recovering from the trauma (me)...