I know my wife is over 50, but here's the deal....
I've taken advantage of the Memorial Day weekend to do some serious house-cleaning. I rarely do that, since of course it's women's work to clean the messes men make, right...???
Anyway, I realized that over the past thirty years or so, I've actually cleaned the house and straightened, vacuumed, and < gasp > mopped exactly four times.
...and here's what I realized.....about nine months after each time I cleaned the house, we had a BABY.....each and every time...!
So now I know how babies are made, and after all the cleaning I did today I'm betting she'll have twins...
Might be another kid on the way....
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
No comment.
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
Good luck with that Doc. It does not work like that here for sure because I clean the house all the time. One kid but sometime next month that kid and his wife are going to make me a Grandpa. I signed a text to them as Pop(what we called my Grandfather and the generation after me called my Dad) I liked it!
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
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AJ, I'm not touching that with YOUR ten foot pole....
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AJ, I'm not touching that with YOUR ten foot pole....
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
What is cleaning?
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
I'm thinking you have nine months to think of an appropriate name, it'll be a Doozy . . .
Re: Might be another kid on the way....
With luck it'll be a ...Baby Dragoon or a ...Baby Desert Eagle.
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Re: Might be another kid on the way....
Doc....
If there was any truth to that....on a broad spectrum......I'd have close to 17,000 kids.....I figure, been married for almost 47 years and take away say....14 days a year I'm out somewhere overnight and it comes out to about that..17K.....
My wife is Italian......no brag, the best cook in the world, next to one of here sisters.....she takes care of the kitchen...I do everything else.---6
If there was any truth to that....on a broad spectrum......I'd have close to 17,000 kids.....I figure, been married for almost 47 years and take away say....14 days a year I'm out somewhere overnight and it comes out to about that..17K.....
My wife is Italian......no brag, the best cook in the world, next to one of here sisters.....she takes care of the kitchen...I do everything else.---6