Too Good Not To Steal
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Too Good Not To Steal
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Two 90-year old + guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day.
One day Frank said, "Leo, we both loved playing baseball all our lives, and we played all through high school - Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."
Leo looked up at Frank from his deathbed and said, "Frank you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."
Shortly after that, Leo passed away.
A few nights later, Frank was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Frank.. Frank......"
"Who is it ?" asked Frank sitting up suddenly. "Who is it ?"
"Leo-- it's me, Leo."
"You're not Leo, Leo just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Leo," insisted the voice.
"Leo !.. Where are you ?"
"In Heaven," replied Leo - "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Frank.
"The good news," Leo said, "is that there's baseball in heaven.
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here too.
Better than that, we're all young again.
Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," said Frank. "It's beyond my wildest dreams ! So what's the bad news ?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
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Two 90-year old + guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day.
One day Frank said, "Leo, we both loved playing baseball all our lives, and we played all through high school - Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."
Leo looked up at Frank from his deathbed and said, "Frank you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."
Shortly after that, Leo passed away.
A few nights later, Frank was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Frank.. Frank......"
"Who is it ?" asked Frank sitting up suddenly. "Who is it ?"
"Leo-- it's me, Leo."
"You're not Leo, Leo just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Leo," insisted the voice.
"Leo !.. Where are you ?"
"In Heaven," replied Leo - "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Frank.
"The good news," Leo said, "is that there's baseball in heaven.
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here too.
Better than that, we're all young again.
Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," said Frank. "It's beyond my wildest dreams ! So what's the bad news ?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
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Re: Too Good Not To Steal
Now if that was about hunting I would say there would be no bad news at all.
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Good un Pete. One of my coffee pals saw DiMaggio play. I'll share this with him
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If I was Frank …… well I'd leave this world with a smile on my face knowing that's what waited for me.
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Good one Pete! Was not expecting that one.---6
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Re: Too Good Not To Steal
Love it!
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Short notice, but what the heck. I don't know that that's bad news.
Short notice, but what the heck. I don't know that that's bad news.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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that's funny...made my day... :)
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If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.