You MAY Be An Extreme Rednick, IF:

[Pete44ru]

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1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, Hey, guys, watch this.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are Gentlemen, start your engines.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. Popping the hood involves removing at least two bungee cords.



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[crs]

[octagon]

Pete that's a good un #3

[AJMD429]

Is an Extreme Redneck different than a Regular Redneck...????

Actually, I guess it must be, because I usually 'qualify' for most of the 'Redneck' things, but didn't meet any of these criteria.

I feel like I'm an underachiever now...

[Scruffy49]

2, 10, 13 and 18...

In my defense, you can’t fit 6 fridges and 8 freezers in an 1840 built house.

And I unfortunately have Chevy trucks.

[piller]

You might be an extreme redneck if you couldn't find anything to make you laugh in that list.

[JerryB]

Not one but kinda close on some.

[OldWin]

I don't get it.

[guido4198]

Well Old Win, I see you're in Maine. It's not too surprising then that you might not "get it".
You might try spending more time in New Hampshire....that's about as close as you can get without actually having to travel to Dixie.
I'm another one who is close on a few, but haven't crossed the lines.
I'm safe on #12..ain't never gonna happen 'cause I have "Standards" for my lady friends. Had'em for decades. Held onto them, even through my years of riding with a motorcycle club. Goes like this: She's gotta have more teeth than tattoos. A man's gotta have standards.

[Pete44ru]

Well Old Win, I see you're in Maine. It's not too surprising then that you might not "get it".


She's gotta have more teeth than tattoos. A man's gotta have standards.

I got Old Win's humor, and I like your standards, guido.....


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[1894c]

NOW THAT'S FUNNY... 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels... :)

[.45colt]

We have had some of these move on our formally quite country rd....
Put a swimming pool in the front yard right next to where you burn trash,
the low spots in the driveway could float a Jon boat...
cut the grass twice a year....maybe....
Disrespect the neighbors who have lived here 45 years....
Trash Your property till it looks like Hell and then act like Your a victim.
And My favorite, letting Your animals run free like you have no control over them,
And the clock ticks............ .

[Sixgun]

I know a guy who uses a weed wacker in the living room and his baby him and his common law has uses the box the TV came in for a crib.

[FWiedner]

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Pete's list reminds me of a family reunion

[rossim92]

I like Number 10, and truth be told, I have hung laundry from the ceiling fan.