Handy Item for Hunting Trips

JimT · Post by **JimT** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:20 pm

available from Amazon

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:32 pm

Ha! My type of humor.

One thing for sure, no Muslims will be buying that....first, they have no woods and second, they use their right hand for wiping and their left for eating.----6

piller · Post by **piller** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:35 am

Funny!

1894c · Post by **1894c** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:24 pm

JimT -- ok, you got way to much time on your hands...go reload some ammo... :)

JimT · Post by **JimT** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:05 pm

Just trying to help you guys when you take a Forest Dump.

Ray · Post by **Ray** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:37 am

One day when taking a leak in the woods, my son who was just a little fellow apparently with latent memories of the days before potty training and house breaking asked:

"Dad....peeing in the woods is fun but how do you poop ?"

My reply was, "The safest way, son, is to sit on a five gallon bucket !"

Camel73 · Post by **Camel73** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:59 am

Lol
Setting down toilet paper in the snow doesn't make for a happy camper, (as I'm scanning for cougars and bears)

so I've found that a toilet paper roll fits nicely over the barrel and mag tube of my 94.
If there's not too much paper on the roll you can even still kinda see where you're aimin!

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:03 am

Camel73 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:59 am Lol
Setting down toilet paper in the snow doesn't make for a happy camper, (as I'm scanning for cougars and bears) so I've found that a toilet paper roll fits nicely over the barrel and mag tube of my 94.
If there's not too much paper on the roll you can even still kinda see where you're aimin!

I just realized that means there is a market for another accessory-rail component for AR-15's....!

Camel73 · Post by **Camel73** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:18 pm

AJMD429 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:03 am
Camel73 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:59 am Lol
Setting down toilet paper in the snow doesn't make for a happy camper, (as I'm scanning for cougars and bears) so I've found that a toilet paper roll fits nicely over the barrel and mag tube of my 94.
If there's not too much paper on the roll you can even still kinda see where you're aimin!
I just realized that means there is a market for another accessory-rail component for AR-15's....!

Nice... Oh that was a good chuckle.
A guy got mauled by a grizz about ten minutes as the crow flies from where our regular spot is, lots of blacks and I've hiked across cougar with cub tracks.
My brother is an AR guy (something I don't really feel a need for) and he too understands the seriousness of the moment while doing the deed out there.
That'll be another good laugh for later.
Thanks AJMD429! And JimT!

1894c · Post by **1894c** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:30 pm

... :)

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earlmck · Post by **earlmck** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:13 am

Oh how primitive!

Try Viva select-a-size paper towels: you'll never bother with one of those funny little rolls again. You folks who do your duty in real woods won't notice quite as much difference but us folks who do most of ours out in the high desert (or low desert for that matter) are usually dealing with considerable wind and the superiority of the paper towel over the tp is rather considerable.

TWHBC · Post by **TWHBC** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:58 am

#2 in all-time helpful tips for life in the woods!

BrianSH · Post by **BrianSH** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:09 pm

Da learnin' nevah ceases 'round he'er.
- Brian

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:49 pm

Just remember to call before you dig!

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:26 am

earlmck wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:13 am Oh how primitive!

Try Viva select-a-size paper towels: you'll never bother with one of those funny little rolls again. You folks who do your duty in real woods won't notice quite as much difference but us folks who do most of ours out in the high desert (or low desert for that matter) are usually dealing with considerable wind and the superiority of the paper towel over the tp is rather considerable.

Now, here is a man who knows his pelosi!

Paper towels, or "non skid" as we call em, are a real woodsmans tool.
You peel off a few sheets ( the invention of the half sheets were genius), fold them flat, and put them in every pocket of every coat or pair of pants you may wear in the woods. I have jackets and wool pants with "3 sheet folds" that are years old.
It doesn't desintergrate like TP, and if it gets damp it can be dried. If you field dress game, it can be used to clean up.
It's the only way to.....go.

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:19 am

Just do like dogs, pinch it off and drag yer Azz in the leaves, down a log whatever. That's why bears rub their backs against trees- removing dingleberries!

piller · Post by **piller** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:28 am

How do Ocasionally Cognizant's twitter supporters get stuck to a bear's butt fur?

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:30 pm

Through digestion!

piller · Post by **piller** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:32 pm

That was what I was thinking, and I am glad someone else was on the same track.

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:03 pm

Only 1 problem I can see- we need a lot more bears!although mountain lions and coyotes could be a big help too!

3leggedturtle · Post by **3leggedturtle** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:01 pm

JimT wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:05 pm Just trying to help you guys when you take a Forest Dump.

Yep i could that selling at "hiking " stores...
Did you know bears dont take a dump in the wood when it -21... They're smart and hibernate!

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:20 pm

.

Nobody would need to buy that product, if they would only use some leaves instead of their hand...……

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piller · Post by **piller** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:00 am

Pete44ru wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:20 pm .

Nobody would need to buy that product, if they would only use some leaves instead of their hand...……

.

Even leaves of 3?

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:22 am

piller wrote: ↑Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:00 am
Pete44ru wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:20 pm .

Nobody would need to buy that product, if they would only use some leaves instead of their hand...……

.
Even leaves of 3?

That's their problem!

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