Miscellaneous Humor

[Pete44ru]

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* If you cannot afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free X-ray, a free breast exam - and, if you mantion Al-Qaeda, a free colonoscopy.

* Just as the graveside service finished, there was a sudden bolt of lightning followed by a tremendous burst of rolling thunder.
The old man there looked at his Pastor and calmly stated: "Well, she's up there,- -and, now, she's HIS problem".

* As a kid, did you ever knock on someone's door and run away before they could see you ? If you did, UPS is hiring........

* Doctors have now identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's eaten - a weddding cake !

* A man was walking home one evening, and had just decided to take a short cut through a cemetery, when he met three young ladies at the gate.
The girls said that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so the man agreed to walk with them.
As they walked along, he told them: "I understand - I used to freak out myself, back when I was still alive".
He'd never seen anyone run so fast as those girls...............


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[crs]

[AJMD429]

I like the last one best....!

[gamekeeper]

[claybob86]

I like the last one best....!

Me too, that really cracked me up!